KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
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Fact: The law of conservation of matter states that nothing is created or destroyed in a chemical reaction.
Fact: All matter is a chemical element or a combination of chemical elements. Therefore all reactions are chemical reactions.
Theory 1: The Big Bang: A small compressed seething pinpoint of mass exploded and the universe has grown from there. Where did the compressed mass come from?
Theory 2: Creationism (pick a religion): God/Goddess/Gods created the universe. Where did God/Goddess/Gods come from?
Theory 3: A Giant Turtle Farted. Where did Stephen King get his ideas?
Query 1: Is there a border to the universe? What did the compressed mass exist in? How long was it compressed mass? What made it suddenly explode? Why did it exist in the first place?
Query 2: If God/Goddess/Gods made the universe, is there some other universe that these deity(ies) reside in? Why did they do it? Where do they come from? Who made them?
Query 3: If the Giant Turtle exists, who does the turtle belong to? Laurel and Manu? Where does it exist? Who made it? Why? What did it have for dinner to cause it to have such a tremendous gastrointestinal expulsion?
Fact: All matter is a chemical element or a combination of chemical elements. Therefore all reactions are chemical reactions.
Theory 1: The Big Bang: A small compressed seething pinpoint of mass exploded and the universe has grown from there. Where did the compressed mass come from?
Theory 2: Creationism (pick a religion): God/Goddess/Gods created the universe. Where did God/Goddess/Gods come from?
Theory 3: A Giant Turtle Farted. Where did Stephen King get his ideas?
Query 1: Is there a border to the universe? What did the compressed mass exist in? How long was it compressed mass? What made it suddenly explode? Why did it exist in the first place?
Query 2: If God/Goddess/Gods made the universe, is there some other universe that these deity(ies) reside in? Why did they do it? Where do they come from? Who made them?
Query 3: If the Giant Turtle exists, who does the turtle belong to? Laurel and Manu? Where does it exist? Who made it? Why? What did it have for dinner to cause it to have such a tremendous gastrointestinal expulsion?