Where can I get...

[ma_guy]

a life?

I looked on E-Bay. Nothing there. I tried all the discount stores - nada.

Where did you get your life? Did you get a good one? Fair price? Does anyone have a slightly used, low milage, well maintained life up for sale?

Humor me people! I'M FUCKING BORED!

 

[lobito]

I thought they sold everything on Ebay!

 

[Guest]

a life?

I looked on E-Bay. Nothing there. I tried all the discount stores - nada.

Where did you get your life? Did you get a good one? Fair price? Does anyone have a slightly used, low milage, well maintained life up for sale?

Humor me people! I'M FUCKING BORED!

I'll hire you to dognap that shitty little mutt next door. Pay's good!

 

[Alvin Brickrock]

a life?

I looked on E-Bay. Nothing there. I tried all the discount stores - nada.

Where did you get your life? Did you get a good one? Fair price? Does anyone have a slightly used, low milage, well maintained life up for sale?

Humor me people! I'M FUCKING BORED!

Mine was given to me free of charge, but I've sunk a ton of cash into it over the years. It starts every morning, even when it's cold, but it doesn't run as smoothly as it used to. It get's me from point a to point b, so I can't complain. Why is it that those foreign lives, seem to run so much better?

 

[Guest]

 

[Alvin Brickrock]

Re: Re: Where can I get...

you get a life?? Im the one dreamjing about snow mobling in hotels with teeth falling iut.

Could you translate that?

 

[ma_guy]

E-bay has liferafts, life preservers, Life Magazines, Lifeboy soap, lots of life-size posters and the Game of Life.

No plain old life though... bastids.

 

[Trail48]

Re: Re: Where can I get...

you get a life?? Im the one dreamjing about snow mobling in hotels with teeth falling iut.

EE are you okay tonight?

 

[ma_guy]

Re: Re: Where can I get...

I'll hire you to dognap that shitty little mutt next door. Pay's good!

As long as there are no concerns with returning the mutt alive.. Not a problem!

 

[ma_guy]

Re: Re: Where can I get...

you get a life?? Im the one dreamjing about snow mobling in hotels with teeth falling iut.

What are you doing in a hotel with teeth? Why are the hotel's teeth falling out? Yoikes!

 

[bad kitty]

A life? I had one of them once. It sucked, but I do remember parts of it.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Where can I get...

 

[unclej]

ask mikey. mikey knows about life.

 

[dragonhearted]

Humor me people! I'M FUCKING BORED!

Cum up here! I'LL keep ya busy!!!