Where are the good looking chicks?

Hanns_Schmidt said:
As a fairly harsh but fair critic of the female form....i've got to say the talent on show here is fairly dismal.


This could be because

1) I have high standards

2) You're all dogs


Now I have seen a few nice ones, I won't mention who as that would constitute my being 'nice'.


I'm just wondering, does the net attract ugly losers or what?.
Not only ugly ones.
 
Hanns_Schmidt said:
Where are the good looking chicks?


They all ran like hell when you showed up.

Do I need to tell you why? I didn't think so.
 
Me.

Im a babe.

No shit.
Just ask me.




Now get outta the way of the fucking mirror.
 
Hanns_Schmidt said:
Kate, i forget what she looks like

Too old for me but she's not that much of a dog.


That Mishka character..she looks tasty, and Calipso?..she looks ok. and I suppose from what i've seen..that dyke aint bad

Apart from that...fuck all

then why don't you go find some women who you consider good looking and leave the rest of us in peace?

I don't see any pictures of you that would prove you are goodlooking enough for any of us to give a second glance, if even a first.
 
That,is Boss Hawg.
And yes,he is cute as fuck.
And yes,you can kill it.
















Next time it wakes me up at 3am.
 
Hanns_Schmidt said:
Kate, i forget what she looks like

Too old for me but she's not that much of a dog.


That Mishka character..she looks tasty, and Calipso?..she looks ok. and I suppose from what i've seen..that dyke aint bad

Apart from that...fuck all

Try www.match.com. There are some real lookers there, but you have to earn at least $75,000 a year, have at least a bachelors degree, be a non-smoker, a social drinker and know what you want out of life in order to date them.

That's why I came here.

Maybe you'll have better luck.
 
acitore_vuli said:
Try www.match.com. There are some real lookers there, but you have to earn at least $75,000 a year, have at least a bachelors degree, be a non-smoker, a social drinker and know what you want out of life in order to date them.

That's why I came here.

Maybe you'll have better luck.

Damn funny post.... ~laughing~
 
No worries.

I wouldn't recommend cooking him alive.
The stress raises the blood pressure and toughens the meat.
 
acitore_vuli said:
Try www.match.com. There are some real lookers there, but you have to earn at least $75,000 a year, have at least a bachelors degree, be a non-smoker, a social drinker and know what you want out of life in order to date them.

That's why I came here.

Maybe you'll have better luck.

snicker....

on the other hand, according to the men it's preferable if you're between 5'2'' and 5'5'', weigh 100-115 pounds, are blond have big tits, worship him and never want anything serious beyond a fuck. Been there, done that. I much prefer peer2peer, the dating service for geeks. Of course the male/female ratio works in my favor as a rare geek girl who's willing to admit and embrace it.
 
Hanns_Schmidt said:
Meat is MURDER



I'm vegi

Due to health and high moral standards


if you're a moral person, then I'm already knock knock knockin on heavens door b/c I'm positively angelic
 
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