Where are all the hot young guys?

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Sorry...

...the resident GB grannies - Slut/WhoreVer, AlwaysTryingHarder, butterhurts, et al - have already shooed all the young bucks away with the endless amount of utter emotional baggage they habitually carry and project onto all who come into literary contact with them here.

So, you might want to try some of the other LIT forums...

...where old dorks like yourself might have a better chance of upholding the camouflage in order to score with the likewise-pretending boytoys.

Yw...
 
Thought I heard a cougar yowl...

Was somebody looking for a pool boy?
 
Where are the hot young guys? We older perverted gentlemen sent them on a snipe hunt. The dumb ones left with paper sacks in hand, the smart ones only went behind the garage. A few minutes later, the smart ones came back in with a couple cases of beer, several kinds of whiskey, and a plan ot out drink us old bastards. LOL, and they thought youth & practice could whip decades of debauchery. Poor silly fools. Once they sober up, we'll send them right over to you.
 
Where are the hot young guys? We older perverted gentlemen sent them on a snipe hunt. The dumb ones left with paper sacks in hand, the smart ones only went behind the garage. A few minutes later, the smart ones came back in with a couple cases of beer, several kinds of whiskey, and a plan ot out drink us old bastards. LOL, and they thought youth & practice could whip decades of debauchery. Poor silly fools. Once they sober up, we'll send them right over to you.

That explains alot.
 
The young male studs are all Bi and out experimenting. If you want to chat with an old buck (73) drop me a line.
 
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