When you're really, really horny...

[p_p_man]

that you feel you'll burst if you don't get some relief...and soon, does it really matter about the age or the looks of the person who does you one helluva favour?

ppman

 

[glamorilla]

oh yeah.

 

[Nora]

Fortunately, my vibrator is very young and highly studly so I don't have to worry about these things.

 

[QuickDuck]

My hand is the same age as me so there is never a problem there

 

[Coolville]

it matters. oh, lord, it matters.
it's what raises (some of) us above the primates.
The aesthetics of sex.

 

[mig]

that you feel you'll burst if you don't get some relief...
ppman

Go bugger a billy goat.

 

[miles]

Re: Re: When you're really, really horny...

Go bugger a billy goat.

He tried, but was turned down. Cost him an expensive dinner, too.



hic...

 

[HeavyStick]

that you feel you'll burst if you don't get some relief...and soon, does it really matter about the age or the looks of the person who does you one helluva favour?

ppman

hic...

like drowning in your own vomit?

hic...

"81 pints of ale on the wall, 81 pints of ale..."

hic...

 

[Rex1960]

that you feel you'll burst if you don't get some relief...and soon, does it really matter about the age or the looks of the person who does you one helluva favour?

ppman

I just look at my buddy list here at lit. Search for their latest posts and all of a sudden I realize they've started a new thread.
And all of my hornyness turns into something .. um .. more creative than just wanking along.
Thanks for your question p_p_man, I've never looked at your age or your look...

Rex

 

[Rex1960]

it matters. oh, lord, it matters.
it's what raises (some of) us above the primates.
The aesthetics of sex.

Just because you don't find a gorilla girl attractive .... nevermind.

I truely doubt that we are any better than primates. We are just primus inter pares I'd say.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Fortunately, my vibrator is very young and highly studly so I don't have to worry about these things.

Why have they never come up with a really good equivalent for males to the vibrator? And they say men rule the world...I think NOT!

 

[Rex1960]

My hand is the same age as me so there is never a problem there

...we have a saying that goes like "take the other hand and try it from behind through your legs - it's like just another woman". Is that a concept ?

 

[bored1]

that you feel you'll burst if you don't get some relief...and soon, does it really matter about the age or the looks of the person who does you one helluva favour?

ppman

Yes, she has to be at least 18

 

[Rex1960]

Fortunately, my vibrator is very young and highly studly so I don't have to worry about these things.

You mean if only your vib could mow the lawn you wouldn't need any man ??

 

[HeavyStick]

Re: Re: When you're really, really horny...

Yes, she has to be at least 18

or whatever the legal drinking age is in England

hic...

 

[mike_mike02128]

She can be old, but for goodness sake, she cant be too young. Keep it legal man.

 

[Rex1960]

that you feel you'll burst if you don't get some relief...and soon, does it really matter about the age or the looks of the person who does you one helluva favour?

ppman

re the look. If she's way too ugly, you could at least cover her face with the Union Jack and do it for your Queen and your country... the patriotic number

 

[SpiceCake]

really horny

Everyone is beautiful in the dark!

But, please, keep it legal!

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Re: really horny

Everyone is beautiful in the dark!

But, please, keep it legal!

Is that like "They are all 10's at closing time"?

 

[Tantanah]

The age matters...looks don't matter so much.

Everyone looks better by candle light or firelight or moonlight...

 

[p_p_man]

To all those who said 'keep it legal'...

the question was only rhetorical.

But when I think of some of the women I've woken up with I reckon everyone looks beautiful and in their prime when you're as drunk as a skunk!



ppman

 

[HeavyStick]

Re: To all those who said 'keep it legal'...

the question was only rhetorical.

But when I think of some of the women I've woken up with I reckon everyone looks beautiful and in their prime when you're as drunk as a skunk!



ppman

in American jails we have seperate holding cells... "drunk tanks"

hic...

"80 pints of ale on the wall, 80 pints of ale..."

hic

 

[juicylips]

that you feel you'll burst if you don't get some relief...and soon, <snip>
ppman

I can see that you missed me these past few days.

JL