When you're horny at work, what do you do?

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So you're at work or at school, and maybe you're on Lit, reading up and getting horny, or maybe you woke up horny and had no time to play. Either way, you're sitting at your desk, and either your dick or your pussy is raging for attention... what do you do?!

Do you play with yourself under your desk? Do you run to the washroom to alleviate the situation? Do you call a coworker into your office for a romp? How do you handle the situation?!
 
vixenshe said:
So you're at work or at school, and maybe you're on Lit, reading up and getting horny, or maybe you woke up horny and had no time to play. Either way, you're sitting at your desk, and either your dick or your pussy is raging for attention... what do you do?!

Do you play with yourself under your desk? Do you run to the washroom to alleviate the situation? Do you call a coworker into your office for a romp? How do you handle the situation?!

I trade PM's with you.


:rolleyes:
 
Being horny at work has it's advantages for me. I work at home. If I get horny, and my workload is allowing me, then perhaps I have to "take care of things". ;)
 
vixenshe said:
So you're at work or at school, and maybe you're on Lit, reading up and getting horny, or maybe you woke up horny and had no time to play. Either way, you're sitting at your desk, and either your dick or your pussy is raging for attention... what do you do?!

Do you play with yourself under your desk? Do you run to the washroom to alleviate the situation? Do you call a coworker into your office for a romp? How do you handle the situation?!

I masturbate in a surgical glove.
 
I've come very close to just going and jerking off in the bathroom but I just tough it out until I get home.
 
When I'm working, I'm working at home - if I'm in class, it's usually only an hour before I can get back to my place. In either case, I don't generally do anything until I'm alone. Though I have once or twice in class, and there's something to be said for that (if you're at all excited by the being caught bit)... it's a bit more difficult, especially for a guy, than it's worth.
 
Go to Lit, talk, chat, eventually being horny wears off.......admittely, quality of work suffers.
 
well.....depending on the degree of arousal....i masturbate at work...a lot of times we're just hanging out online together....we both have msn and icq...so we virtually spend the day together.....off and on...albiet lunch...meetings...and stuff....but there are certainly times when we start playing...and it gets...umm....to where....there is no turning back....so....i'll either zip to the restroom...or.....if it's kinda quiet here......turtle sent me a groovy lil buzzer for my birthday....silver bullet thingy...has remote.....just a lil bity silver bullet i can put on my clit.....sooooo i just slip it in my panties and buzzzzzz city.....

one time...just a few months back...we were playing...and it got so hottttt.....so fastttt...that i just slipped my ankle up...and sat on it.....my clit smashed against ankle bone...as i just kinda rocked....playing with turtle.....mmm....goddd....it twas hottt.....

masturbation at work rocks!
 
I usually wait till I get so hard then I get up and go to restroom and mastubate. Other times I will wait till the end of the day and mastubate myself in my car on the way home in my pants. ;)
 
Hummm...

I'm pretty much stuck in my office, so when the urge strikes, I pretty much just have to suck it up, so to speak...
 
Wow, I feel boring. I just hold out till after work.

Although truth be told there was this job I had managing a 24hr computer lab...had to hit the mens room on a different floor one night.
 
Most of the times I just have to suffer through it, other times I take a lucnh break. Go home & do the wild thing with my wife. Lunch sex is great as there is no need to worry about the kids.

I just wish they went to school year round:D
 
Horny At work...

I work outside and sometimes I don't even have a corn field handy.....

If I'm ready to howl at the moon horny, then I try to use the seam in my jeans to rub my clit so I can orgasm just enough to take the edge off....

Without anyone being able to tell I'm rubbing and cumming , which is not a easy task...

Any suggestions, on how I could relieve myself?????

xwprincess
 
If im travelling by transport (trains) go to the bog for a quick hank shank

If in college i will sit and fantise about by fellow students and refrain from having a stroke

If at home the ball park is free for whatever

If in a club find someone on the same wave lenght

If walking around sit down and have a fag
 
In class I usually rough it out until I get home.
Then I go home and imagine I am fucking the girl that was sitting next to me 15 min ago.

At work, I wait until I go home, then I for a good 30 min. For some strange reason when I work 8 hour days I am so incredably horny by the time I get home.

I can't wait until I get married, because I want to fuck my wife every afternoon the first thing when I get home. Or at least when I live with a lover. I am sooo horny when I get home I just want to share the experience with someone.

Laz
 
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