When your time comes, what will you say?

[KindofHere]

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[ChloeTzang]

What is something you guys would say?

It can be funny, it can be silly, it can be serious, it doesn't matter. I like to goof around, so I'm hoping for funny.

I can't think of anything better than ad-libbing an Oscar Wilde quote.Now there was a guy with style, right to the end....

http://www.yourdictionary.com/image/articles/19517.ThinkstockPhotos-92819113_OscarWilde.jpg

 

[ElectricBlue]

"What do you mean, now? I ain't ready yet."

 

[nosebone]

What is something you guys would say?

Without getting into semantics, I’ve cheated death on multiple occassions. I’m not a risk taker, but fate has tried to claim me many times. I think when it finally happens and if I’m given time to say something, I’d like to say something along the lines of “goddamn, what a thrill that all was.”

 

[Plane_Guy]

Don't know what I'll say specifically, but there's a 50/50 chance it'll be recorded...

 

[JasonClearwater]

Don't know what I'll say specifically, but there's a 50/50 chance it'll be recorded...

"Shellfish allergy? No, I don't have a

 

[Jada59]

"Shellfish allergy? No, I don't have a

Tee hee hee!

 

[Jada59]

On to the next chapter!

 

[Oblimo]

“Don’t let it end this way. Tell them I said something important.”
—Pancho Villa (attributed)

“Surprise me.”
—Bob Hope, answering his wife, asking him where he wanted to be buried

Edit: Oh, mine?
“Will you trust me for once?! I know what I’m doing!”
—Oblimo

 

[TxRad]

"What do you mean I'm going up? No way, everyone I know went the other way!" Talk about hell without the fire.

"It has definitely been a fun ride."

Or the best yet. "The hell you say!"

 

[Hypoxia]

Famous last words: "Pass the butter."

 

[coffeelover5]

Quoting from the movie and one of my favorites by the way Little Big Man

It's a good day to die

 

[KeithD]

I have an epithet written at the end of my mainstream memoirs, but I hope they don't actually use it when I'm gone. They might, out of spite, though.

 

[Sara2000Z]

Spike Milligan's headstone says, as he promised it would, 'I told you I was ill'. Very funny man.

 

[Handley_Page]

Quoting from the movie and one of my favorites by the way Little Big Man

It's a good day to die

"It's a good day to die"
I think that's a Klingon expression.


"Bugger Bognor".
[attributed to a departing King of England]

 

[jaF0]

It's about fucking time, and make it quick.

 

[Alice_Rosaleen]

From the name of the thread I thought this was about declining or accepting sex at "that time of the month". Now that I see it's not, I'd probably go with the words of the dolphins from Hitchhikers' Guide:
"So long and thanks for all the fish!"

 

[MelissaBaby]

As long as it isn't "Oops", "Oh shit", or "What the fuck is that", I can deal with it.

 

[Alice_Rosaleen]

"Shellfish allergy? No, I don't have a

For some reason that reminded me of MP's "Meaning Of Life" when the Grim Reaper comes to a dinner party cause everyone got food poisoning and one woman comments "I didn't even eat the salmon mousse!"

 

[Hypoxia]

As long as it isn't "Oops", "Oh shit", or "What the fuck is that", I can deal with it.

I think the usual is, "Hey, watch this!"

 

[EyeStruggle]

As a Christian, as someone who has faith in Jesus Christ, I know where I am going when I die. I will be glad to meet my Redeemer.

So I will probably be on my knees saying, "Thank you so much for saving me, thank you for your grace, thank you for your mercy, for your long suffering, Thank you Jesus so much!"

 

[jaF0]

As a Christian,

OK, so you've proclaimed your failing mental health. I think there's a pill for that.

 

[MelissaBaby]

I think the usual is, "Hey, watch this!"

"Hold my beer."

 

[holliday1960]

"Seriously, I thought this was the 'buy one get one free' line."

 

[KindofHere]

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