when you think you might have figured out an alt,

[dolf]

what do you do?

 

[RoryN]

I keep it to myself, and just let them have their fun.

 

[semen4her]

Call it an asshole and move on.

 

[pete]

send the info to busybody, so he can add it to his ever-growing sig

 

[neci]

i hit on dolf.

 

[lovetoread]

I tweet about it in the hope one of my followers has the real info.

 

[dolf]

these results lie! nobody ever hits on me!

 

[semen4her]

You poor poor woman.

 

[bronzeage]

these results lie! nobody ever hits on me!

It's just very subtle.

 

[killallhippies]

stuff.

 

[BossMan62]

Try to get into dolfs shitter I mean knickers.

 

[dolf]

You poor poor woman.

*cries*

It's just very subtle.

if they're that stealthy my knickers might be full of people and i've just not noticed them yet!

 

[cjh]

I usually get a scuppernong opinion.

Sometimes a muscadine.

But, usually, a scuppernong.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

If you threw Dolf's knickers against the wall, they'd stick.

 

[dolf]

I usually get a scuppernong opinion.

Sometimes a muscadine.

But, usually, a scuppernong.

those sorts of opinions suit you.

 

[Wrong Element]

"Hey there, Cade" usually works.

 

[dolf]

If you threw Dolf's knickers against the wall, they'd stick.

mr crankypants, i've had sex with one person in the last three years.

 

[goodsonformom]

I don't want to be mean.....but I wonder about new Litsters and if they maybe the one who once was my friend.....and why they just go and leave......

 

[cjh]

those sorts of opinions suit you.

Jelly?

 

[dolf]

Jelly?

jelly as in jello, or jelly as in jam?

 

[IndieSnob]

I report it to Rory.

 

[cjh]

jelly as in jello, or jelly as in jam?

Oh. Jam.

The idea of scuppernong jello is plain silly.

 

[dolf]

Oh. Jam.

The idea of scuppernong jello is plain silly.

i'm just plain silly, so i might like it!

 

[cjh]

i'm just plain silly, so i might like it!

I don't think you could make it happen.

It would require crushed pineapple and Cool Whip.

Where are you going to find Cool Whip? :/

 

[dolf]

I don't think you could make it happen.

It would require crushed pineapple and Cool Whip.

Where are you going to find Cool Whip? :/

what is cool whip??
do i have to fly over there just to buy cool whip?