When you stare into the refrigerator...

[Saint_Ann]

...the refrigerator stares into you.

 

[allclad]

Half the time, I forget what I was looking for.

 

[12oclocktales]

Q. Why do married women weigh more than single women?

A. Single women come home and see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, take one look at what's in bed and go to the fridge.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Everything in the refrigerator displeases me: but, above all, my displeasure in the refrigerator displeases me.

 

[Starfire6369]

Does anyone else find that the more recently stocked a fridge is the less everything in it sounds good

 

[Saint_Ann]

Does anyone else find that the more recently stocked a fridge is the less everything in it sounds good

Nothing like well aged seafood.

 

[Starfire6369]

No, the little voices food make when you open the door. When you have less food in the fridge the sing harmoniously. A freshly stocked refrigerator sounds more like an angry mob sometimes

 

[Starfire6369]

Also, where does the D come from when you shorten refrigerator to fridge?

 

[mark_j]

Also, where does the D come from when you shorten refrigerator to fridge?

Refrigerator ----- A refrigeration unit.

Fridge ------ shortened from refrigerator. To make clear the proper pronunciation of the word, printers added the d to mirror other words with similar soft g's, such as bridge and lodge.

Or so Websters says..

 

[Saint_Ann]

Cold.......as ice

 

[mark_j]

What do I see when I open the fridge? It depends on the day...

Sometimes I see order and neatness.

Other days, decadent chaos..

On really unusual days it's, "what the hell is that?"

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

...the refrigerator stares into you.

Mike...Mike Yates is that you?


Is your refrigerator spying on you again?

 

[Starfire6369]

Probably, everything else in the house does

 

[Saint_Ann]

What do I see when I open the fridge? It depends on the day...

Sometimes I see order and neatness.

Other days, decadent chaos..

On really unusual days it's, "what the hell is that?"

And when the refrigerator looks into you does it see a lifetime of leftovertures?

 

[Starfire6369]

And when the refrigerator looks into you does it see a lifetime of leftovertures?

Yes, lately too much has gone to waist

 

[mark_j]

And when the refrigerator looks into you does it see a lifetime of leftovertures?

I hope not.. If so IT has gained abilities that I was unaware of...

 

[Saint_Ann]

When I throw left-over brussel sprouts in the fridge, they go in the back of the shelf labeled "the infinite abyss" until the end of days.

 

[mark_j]

When I throw left-over brussel sprouts in the fridge, they go in the back of the shelf labeled "the infinite abyss" until the end of days.

Those become science experiments

 

[Starfire6369]

Sorry, the last post made me do it

 

[mark_j]

Please don't disturb the extremely expired milk. We fear it has gained sentience and we don't want to anger it..

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

 

[RockOn2019]

That's me today. Still so tired and don't understand what i am actually doing. Went through so many essay services reviews https://uktopwriters.com/best-essay-writing-services/ and still haven't decided which one i want to choose. Doing the job myself would be probably impossible, as i still have a full time job. Do you have any tips on time management maybe? How to avoid burn out when you have too much on your shoulders?

 

[Saint_Ann]

It's so cold...........

 

[Saint_Ann]

It's so dead around here you could hear a gnat fart.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]