When you don't realize what you're saying, until it is too late.

[perks]

So, I'm doing my shopping for the yearly cookie bake-off, throwing assorted baking goods into the cart... flour, sugar, walnuts.
The duckling is grabbing at everything, touching, feeling, exploring, the usual, but thankfully not eating anything. So, I turn around to find the candied ginger, and when I turn back around she is attempting to lick the walnuts through the bag.

So what do I say, in a store full of customers?

Nooooo, sugah, stop licking the nut baaaaaag!!!


Yes, apparently, I do turn bright shades of pink.

 

[LukkyKnight]

~ROTFL~

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

So, I'm doing my shopping for the yearly cookie bake-off, throwing assorted baking goods into the cart... flour, sugar, walnuts.
The duckling is grabbing at everything, touching, feeling, exploring, the usual, but thankfully not eating anything. So, I turn around to find the candied ginger, and when I turn back around she is attempting to lick the walnuts through the bag.

So what do I say, in a store full of customers?

Nooooo, sugah, stop licking the nut baaaaaag!!!


Yes, apparently, I do turn bright shades of pink.

ROTFLMAO.

 

[Guest]

very funny!

 

[red_rose]

Ah-hahahahahhahaha

 

[tulip2lipservice]

LMAO

the words the duckling is learning at such a young age. LOL.

Toll House chocolate chips $2.00
Sugar 2.00
Flour 1.89
nuts 1.50
baking soda 1.50
other baking goods etc.....
Total 35.00

Comment like that priceless.........

Give hugs to the duckling for me.

Peace,
Tulip
pstt.... write that one down and share it with her when she is your age.

 

[bknight2602]

I was talking to a married couple a number of years back. The wife stated she would rather be referred to as the better whole than the better half. Everyone broke out laughing except her as the crimson color invaded her whole face.

 

[HeavyStick]

I'm waiting for the follow up thread.

"Aunt ???? mommy yelled at me when I licked the nut bag."

 

[glamorilla]

jack nicholson is such a sexy man.

 

[Mia62]

Damn, woman...watch your language around the ducklings...next thing ya know, she will be saying things like...sugahbitch.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Re: LMAO

the words the duckling is learning at such a young age. LOL.

Toll House chocolate chips $2.00
Sugar 2.00
Flour 1.89
nuts 1.50
baking soda 1.50
other baking goods etc.....
Total 35.00

Comment like that priceless.........

Give hugs to the duckling for me.

Peace,
Tulip
pstt.... write that one down and share it with her when she is your age.

The duckling is on the path to becoming a consumate cookie maker! Maybe an economist too.

 

[HeavyStick]

There's no escaping you.

 

[glamorilla]

my hero.

 

[tulip2lipservice]

Re: Re: LMAO

The duckling is on the path to becoming a consumate cookie maker! Maybe an economist too.

With a mommy like Perky that duckling is going to aspire to something great! There should be no reason why she will not learn how to cook either.

Peace,
Tulip

 

[glamorilla]

i know...but iwas thinking more along the lines of we have a star in the making.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

I wear shorts most of the time. Once I was wearing pants while shopping. One of the checkers, who I sometimes flirt with walked up in front of 15 other people and loudly announced "This is the first time I've ever seen you wearing pants."

She turned pink too.

 

[Silverlily]

The mouse on one of the computers at work somehow became dissasembled and the ball was missing. Being in get-things-done mode, I blurted out, "So, who sells replacement mouse...". I caught myself a nanosecond before I finished, but it didn't really matter, everyone knew what I was about to say.

 

[Phoenyx]

So, I'm doing my shopping for the yearly cookie bake-off, throwing assorted baking goods into the cart... flour, sugar, walnuts.
The duckling is grabbing at everything, touching, feeling, exploring, the usual, but thankfully not eating anything. So, I turn around to find the candied ginger, and when I turn back around she is attempting to lick the walnuts through the bag.

So what do I say, in a store full of customers?

Nooooo, sugah, stop licking the nut baaaaaag!!!


Yes, apparently, I do turn bright shades of pink.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Good thing you weren't in the deli section buying coldcuts!


Sweetie, stop playing with the salami!

No babyla, no bopping the bologna!


And I won't even bring up the frozen hotdogs!

 

[lorddragonwolf]

just hope they didnt get it on camera. the comment was funny, something to bring up in a few years and laugh about.

 

[Sillyman]

Kids are so cute. I need one.