when you are masturbating or making love

Do you announce you are about to cum?

Nope. The only real exception is if we're someplace that needs to stay clean, and early warning is important to that, or if it's one of the first times she's giving me a handjob or blowjob, and I think some warning would be appreciated. Don't want to surprise her too much...
 
So if you were staying in a B &B or family's house? I could see that.
Makes sense not sure how many people's partners really like that cumshot surprise.
 
@ The Laughing God: Was thinking more along the lines of if you wanted someone else to be aware.
Like in a mutual masturbation session
 
@ The Laughing God: Was thinking more along the lines of if you wanted someone else to be aware.
Like in a mutual masturbation session

Ooooh now I get it, so you can get moral support, right, I got you now :D
 
Ooooh now I get it, so you can get moral support, right, I got you now :D

Yes. Moral support is a good way to look at it. And ofcourse telling your partner you are about to cum especially during sex prepares for release.
 
This question is just making me laugh ....

"Warning .... Warning .... Warning .... Orgasm imminent ... Warning ... Warning ... Take cover!"
 
Yes. Moral support is a good way to look at it. And ofcourse telling your partner you are about to cum especially during sex prepares for release.

:rolleyes:

*Whoosh*

Why announce these things when you can just synchronise your watches?



P.S hey LM, he replied to you, so it seems you're off his ignore list! *cheers*
 
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ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

THIS HAS BEEN A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY EJACULATION SYSTEM.

I REPEAT - THIS IS ONLY A TEST! DO NOT PREPARE FOR RELEASE!

HAD THIS NOT BEEN A TEST, YOU WOULD HAVE HEARD ME SHOUT "I'M ABOUT TO CUM".

YOU WOULD THEN BE EXPECTED TO PROVIDE MORAL SUPPORT
(which I think is actually an error in the EES manual - should be ORAL SUPPORT. If in doubt, just fondle my balls) AND PREPARE FOR RELEASE (get on your knees, tilt head back, open up and say "ahhhh")

THIS CONCLUDES OUR TEST.
 
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ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

THIS HAS BEEN A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY EJACULATION SYSTEM.

I REPEAT - THIS IS ONLY A TEST! DO NOT PREPARE FOR RELEASE!

HAD THIS NOT BEEN A TEST, YOU WOULD HAVE HEARD ME SHOUT "I'M ABOUT TO CUM".

YOU WOULD THEN BE EXPECTED TO PROVIDE MORAL SUPPORT
(which I think is actually an error in the EES manual - should be ORAL SUPPORT. If in doubt, just fondle my balls) AND PREPARE FOR RELEASE (get on your knees, tilt head back, open up and say "ahhhh")

THIS CONCLUDES OUT TEST.

Jesus christ on a stick....this just had my wife and I in stitches!
 
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OP this thread is funny because it implies that you actually have chance of having sex.
 
The question was if when you are making love or masturbating with someome do you annouce you are gonna cum? I kinda forgot to add with someone in the OP. Kinda had a goldfish brain moment. :D
 
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