When the universe conspires your destruction

[Sillyman]

So last night, I felt like shit. Everyone was crabby and I was lonely as hell. Nothing unusual. I decided to I would cook some of the hamburger patties we had thawed out. I cooked the burgers, but a little cheese on them, and placed themon slices of bread.

I I had just the ketchup out of the fridge to finish up my little meal, when the bottom of the ketchup bottle apparently disintegrated immediately dumping the equivalent of 4 lbs. of ketchup right onto my kitchen floor.

Luckily for me, I've lived with toddlers before so this kind of mess wasn't anything I couldn't handle. Still, it was really bizarre.

I think I'm traumatized. I'm going to get Post Traumatic Ketchup Disorder.

 

[naudiz]

Damn, Sillyman. Are you sure we weren't separated at birth?

 

[MissTaken]

Mustard is the recommended treatment regime for PTKD.



The nice plastic bottles never shatter!




OR is PTKD really Post Traumatic Kink Disorder?

Now, that treatment regime could be interesting.




BTW, just to let you know, I read you! Keep on posting.

 

[Sillyman]

Mustard is the recommended treatment regime for PTKD.

The nice plastic bottles never shatter!



OR is PTKD really Post Traumatic Kink Disorder?

Now, that treatment regime could be interesting.


BTW, just to let you know, I read you! Keep on posting.

It was a plastic bottle! That's the freaky thing! It didn't shatter, It just had a bottom to it one minute, and the next, it didn't!

I don't know how well I could handle mustard. You are going to have to let me have a shot at the Post Traumatic Kink Disorder Treatment though.

 

[phrodeau]

Better to dump it that to consume ketchup laced with dissolved plastic.

Have you tried any of these? Catchup Advisory Board Gourmet Picks.

 

[Rambrat]

Better to dump it that to consume ketchup laced with dissolved plastic.

Have you tried any of these? Catchup Advisory Board Gourmet Picks.

I'd be more concerned about why the bottom of the ketchup bottle disintegrated...

 

[Private Vasquez]

Ketchup is the devil.

 

[desert spike]

Ketchup is the devil.

Of course it is, its RED.