It’s your first day on the job. You’re transported back to kindergarten and it’s you’re first day of school. You’re nervous, excited, and just want to get that first day over with. You show up and after some initial paperwork and talk of company policy you get the tour of the place. What a freaking pain. I’m sitting here watching some poor guy go through it right now. The tour guide is the company blowhard. He never shuts up and speaks in that boring tone that teacher in Faris Bueller. Poor guy.