When someone sticks there tongue out

[PacificBlue]

at you...the quickest way to shut them up is to ask...

"Is that an offer?" hee, hee, hee

My corruption is coming along so nicely don't you think?

 

[alexandraaah]

 

[Calamity Jane]

"Don't show it TO me if you're not gonna use it ON me" is my personal favorite.

Unless of course, the person is my kid in which case, I find it amusing to grab their tongue and hang on to it.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

"Don't point that thing at me, it might go off"

Even more effective if the offending body part is a finger, penis, or arse.

 

[patient1]

You folks are so fun I forget how many laughs I get here.

Tell the kids to clean the cats while they're at it

 

[Ice Cold]

Ok... but what do you do when the person sticking out the tongue says. "Ok lets go!"

 

[PrincessSalome]

Ahhhhh, typo in title. His or her tongue. (Their tongue would be closer but still wrong.) Sorry. I know my posts aren't perfect but I'm a junior high teacher and I couldn't let it slip. He he, slip of the tongue, get it. Oh, by the way, that qualification (junior high teacher) also gives me a good repertoire of retorts. My favorite is

"No thanks, I use toilet paper."

 

[Cheyenne]

Ok... but what do you do when the person sticking out the tongue says. "Ok lets go!"

Get naked and enjoy the attention?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Get naked and enjoy the attention?

Sounds like the obvious answer to me too.

 

[Ice Cold]

Get naked and enjoy the attention?

I need to hang out with a funner crowd of people.
I never get that reply... (sigh) What a waste of tongue.

 

[Summery]

In person if I stick my tongue out at someone....it's with the intentions to use it.



Summery

 

[sch00lteacher]

I remember the time I was driving around in my patrol car and passed a little girl, about 5 or 6. As we passed her she not only stuck her tongue out but added the sound effects, what do you call it, a raspberry?

I slammed on my brakes and backed up beside her. She must of shit her pants from the expression on her face.

I asked her to spell that. "What?" How do you spell that, what you just did? "I don't know." Oh, okay. And I took off again.

I was just amazed at how young she was to already have the healthy respect for police officers. Made me feel good to know she felt better that we were out there protecting her...

 

[freescorfr]

I find it still quite fun to stick my tongue out at bastards who annoy me, blow a raspberry, put my thumb on my nose, open the palm of my hand and wiggle my fingers. If they're close enough fart loudly too.

It's a shame to lose the child in ourselves too early.


There used to br that advert for the Irish Airline which I saw changed to
"Fly Cunni Lingus "

 

[Khadgar]

i agree. you grab it.

although i'm liking some of the other ideas here!

 

[InnocentAngel81]

i know you want a taste but i wont let you