When Lit is your home...

[ElizabethWest]

... it's hard to be annoyed by these kinds of things.

Anyone want a pen pal?

I just don't have the heart to be rude to this guy even though ignoring his emails hasn't worked.

 

[oggbashan]

Does it spurt ink?

Is it related to an octopus or squid?

Og

 

[ElizabethWest]

Does it spurt ink?

Is it related to an octopus or squid?

Og

Not to my knowledge, however I have not met it in the flesh.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Those things come in different sizes?

 

[ElizabethWest]

Those things come in different sizes?

Apparently so.

 

[matriarch]

*shudder*........hey, I wonder how that would look stuffed and mounted.



(see my post on the 'mood' thread for the relevance of that statement).

 

[kendo1]

What's he pointing at?

 

[ElizabethWest]

*shudder*........hey, I wonder how that would look stuffed and mounted.



(see my post on the 'mood' thread for the relevance of that statement).

I should send that pic to the Swiss guy. Would probably make him start praying.

 

[ElizabethWest]

What's he pointing at?

There was a point?

 

[Guest]

Everybody take cover. She's going to blow!

 

[Guest]

I'm sorry - is this a caption thread?

 

[logophile]

That is some tool.
Somebody hold me. I'm a little frightened.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I like the movie where it attacked Tokyo.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Everybody take cover. She's going to blow!

She's welcome to blow, I think he'd enjoy it.

 

[cloudy]

I like the movie where it attacked Tokyo.

Yep, gotta love where the lips move out of sync with the words.

 

[ElizabethWest]

That is some tool.
Somebody hold me. I'm a little frightened.

*raises hand*

Will I do?

 

[Celtic Princess]

That is some tool.
Somebody hold me. I'm a little frightened.

Hold you? Can I tie you to the bed and lick... oh, um. Ooops.



So, about that pic-The guy has soft hands. That's never a good thing.

 

[logophile]

Hold you? Can I tie you to the bed and lick...

Don't stop there...

And yes, Lizzie, you'll more than do!

 

[impressive]

Knobby fella, ain't he?

 

[Liar]

Yep, gotta love where the lips move out of sync with the words.

It got lips? Can't see any.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

That is some tool.
Somebody hold me. I'm a little frightened.

wussy.
Give it here, I know how to use it!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

At least he has enough manners to keep it up so ships can pass under it.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Women shying away from a large penis...?

The world, it is a changin'...

Apparently, in my favor.



Q_C

 

[logophile]

wussy.
Give it here, I know how to use it!

Are you name calling?
You sure know how to charm a girl...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Are you name calling?
You sure know how to charm a girl...

you know it.

Miss Scarlett: Never fears a big penis.