When kidnapping is your last option

[Guest]

 

[Rambrat]

Tact is always a good thing...

 

[Guest]

 

[WreckingMachine]

Fat people are hard to kidnap.

 

[RawHumor]

Hanns, stick with what you know and what you're good at.

Masturbation has gotten you this far, hasn't it?

 

[Guest]

 

[Ms_Lilith]

you could try growing up?

might help.

 

[DarkAngel]

I hardly ever masturbate

I store it all until I need some release. I then pick up my black book and choose a trick

Hanns.. I need a good fight.. Want help me out..

 

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[DarkAngel]

You? fight?


Sorry twat, I don't pull hair

twat.. is that your big word for the day..


Come on girl.. do better

 

[Lancecastor]

You've tried to woo a bitch

She's declined your generous offers of thug dick and riches.


She's maintained that she prefers to play with her own kind.


Is kidnapping the last resort?


Or are there other methods that can be tried first

Bitch-wooing is more like hostage negotiations than kidnapping.

You need to talk her down over time....like a war of attrition.

 

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[RawHumor]

I will have to tap into her mind <-------about 2mins work

You might want to brush up on your flattery techniques too.

 

[Guest]

 

[RawHumor]

How do I convince her that she needs thug dick in her life as opposed to pussy.

Wait, I thought you wanted her for yourself. I'm confused now.

 

[Lancecastor]

More pearls of wisdom from Lance the all rounder.

I can approach it like the Israeli/Arab conflict

It's a war of attrition, first to buckle.



I will have to tap into her mind <-------about 2mins work

Then again, if you kidnap her she could develop Stockholm Syndrome and fall deeply in lurrrrve with you...

Or maybe you could pitch a tent and settle on her west bank.

 

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[Rambrat]

She doesn't have firey personality though, she would just sit in the cold dark room and sulk.

So, what exactly is it about her that you like?

 

[RawHumor]

Hanns, you've spent a lot of time thinking about this, haven't you?

 

[RawHumor]

So, what exactly is it about her that you like?

He thinks she's just playing hard to get.

 

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[RawHumor]

RH, we used to kidnapp people in the commando unit.

We sometimes planned it for 2 months

That's a lot of time to spend on a video game, isn't it?

I like those Army Men games too, but I wouldn't plan for them.

 

[DarkAngel]

RH, we used to kidnapp people in the commando unit.

We sometimes planned it for 2 months

Hanns you couldn't kidnapp a book!