When It Becomes Obvious That You Must Kill

[TN_Vixen]

I have such hate in my heart for this bird that begins to chirp it's otherwise lovely song at FUCKING 5 IN THE MORNING. And, it goes onandonandonandon, and I swear to God today, it was almost double chirping just to piss me off.

I saw visions of decapitated bird bodies, blood and feathers everywhere. It was almost like sugarplums dancing in my head.

I'm going to find him, find him and shut that little birdy mouth up once and for all. Someone get me a gun.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Go for it honey, shoot the nuts off the thing

 

[Guest]

Chirp-Chirp Chirp-Chirp

Quit bitching and get to work.

Chirp-Chirp Tweet Tweet

 

[Ishmael]

I have such hate in my heart for this bird that begins to chirp it's otherwise lovely song at FUCKING 5 IN THE MORNING. And, it goes onandonandonandon, and I swear to God today, it was almost double chirping just to piss me off.

I saw visions of decapitated bird bodies, blood and feathers everywhere. It was almost like sugarplums dancing in my head.

I'm going to find him, find him and shut that little birdy mouth up once and for all. Someone get me a gun.

ROFLMAO

I remember the morning a woodpecker decided to practice on the aluminum siding of the house. Made the whole damn house reverberate like a kettle drum.

I DID get my gun out (rationalization being that the stupid beast would starve to death anyway, not knowing the difference between metal and wood) and went after the little bastard.

As soon as I'd round the corner, off he/she would go. Three days we played that game. It finally dissappeared with out my so much as ruffling a feather.

Ishmael

 

[Rick DeVille]

I have such hate in my heart for this bird that begins to chirp it's otherwise lovely song at FUCKING 5 IN THE MORNING. And, it goes onandonandonandon, and I swear to God today, it was almost double chirping just to piss me off.

I saw visions of decapitated bird bodies, blood and feathers everywhere. It was almost like sugarplums dancing in my head.

I'm going to find him, find him and shut that little birdy mouth up once and for all. Someone get me a gun.

Tough doesn't look good on you

 

[Rambrat]

5 a.m.?

What, are you gonna sleep all day?

 

[Cheyenne]

5 a.m.?

What, are you gonna sleep all day?

hehe... you sound like an old person now. My grandpa used to say stuff like that.

My cyberpartner from a couple years ago had a bird like that outside of the window near his computer. The bird just never shut up, and this was at 2 or 3 in the morning! I didn't know birds sang in the middle of the night. I got lots of ICQ messages about what he wanted to do to that little birdie to keep it quiet.

 

[RawHumor]

I got lots of ICQ messages about what he wanted to do to that little birdie to keep it quiet.

I think I'd use a butterfly net and a microwave oven.

 

[Rambling Rose]

After you shoot yours, can you come for mine?

Vix, I feel your pain. Crazy southerners with their penchant for planting trees close to their houses. Tweet tweet fucking tweet.

 

[Rambrat]

hehe... you sound like an old person now. My grandpa used to say stuff like that.

Nope darlin'...just 3 years older than you

I just get up early...about 5:00...have coffee...watch a little news...do some sit ups, pushups...kata or two...usual stuff...

 

[kotori]

Hey . . .

Chirp-Chirp Chirp-Chirp

Quit bitching and get to work.

Chirp-Chirp Tweet Tweet

I resemble that remark.

 

[Rambling Rose]

kotori, we'll be coming for you next!

 

[MysticSwing]

LMAO!! This reminds me of when my sister and I shared an apartment many years ago... I had a parakeet that chirped 24/7! We would throw a blanket around his cage but that still didn't stop him.
I worked 3rd shift and I would be so tired when I got home from work that I just learned to tune him out. My sister on the other hand couldn't. She kept warning me that if I didn't do something about that bird that she was gonna kill it. I can't even remember how many times I'd come home from work in the morning and would find that my sister had sat the birds cage in the middle of the living room floor and tied all 4 of it's doors open... I'd also find her cat circling the cage with HUGE hungry eyes. (I swear that cat was drooling! lol)
I don't think I've ever seen my sister happier than the day that sweet little parakeet died... LOL

I still have birds (Try having 2 large Macaws wake you with their screams at 5:00am! lol) Only difference is, now I have my husband threatening to kill my birds.

~~Mystic

 

[Cheyenne]

Nope darlin'...just 3 years older than you

I just get up early...about 5:00...have coffee...watch a little news...do some sit ups, pushups...kata or two...usual stuff...

You're OLDER than me?

I would have guessed about 20 years younger! Seriously!

Anyway, time for work for me. Gotta run!

 

[Guest]

kotori, we'll be coming for you next!

You did see that Hitchcock movie, right? It's not nice to mess with the Birds.

 

[thumbs2_ca]

lol

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[mig]

Cruel cruel cruel.

All this talk of killing a poor,innocent little birdie.

All you have to do is catch him and stick a cork over his beak.

 

[freescorfr]

I've a great chorus of noisy birds around me at 5.00 am. Very convenient for telling me it's time to chat to those in GMT +9, before they go to bed.

It's not the birds TN_Vixen. It's your time clock.

 

[Northern Lights]

Ooooh, TN_Vixen, what a way to start you day. Did your day get any better or did you hear that doomed birdie all the tweeting day long?

BANG! .......... feathers floating to the ground.

Feel better now?

 

[Tropism]

Uh oh, sounds like delusions of Wile E Coyote, super-genius... just dont try any of his methods, they never quite work out how he planned.

 

[miles]

TV

Reminds me of a poem...

Little bird perched on my sill
Broken wing and broken bill
I lured it in with bits of bread
Then I smashed it's fucking head

 

[fgarvb1]

reminds me of a rooster that crowed at 4:00am every morning. This went on for about two years. A new neighbor with a 12 ga. must have moved in next door to him.

God i love Texas!

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: TV

Reminds me of a poem...

Little bird perched on my sill
Broken wing and broken bill
I lured it in with bits of bread
Then I smashed it's fucking head

LMAO... miles, I'm gonna try that. I know y'all must think I'm a sadistic bitch, but talk to me when the chirper of the world wakes you up in the middle of the night.

;-)

 

[glamorilla]

http://home.hetnet.nl/~jedimaster-klaas/xplodingtard_cockatiel.gif

 

[miles]

tv

Did you get up early this morning to try it?