When in Canada...

[Shagly]

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart.

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Canadians plant gardens.

40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians Sunbathe.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down.

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
Distilled water freezes
Canadian water get thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)
Hollywood disintegrates.
Canadians rent some videos.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

 

[great lover]

Are you in Canada?

 

[Generic_chick]

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart.

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Canadians plant gardens.

40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians Sunbathe.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down.

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
Distilled water freezes
Canadian water get thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)
Hollywood disintegrates.
Canadians rent some videos.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

The rest were pretty funny but that last one was too far fetched, even for me.

 

[Shagly]

Are you in Canada?

I am on the border.

Any further North I am in Canada.

So far I am on the NY side of the line.

 

[great lover]

I am on the border.

Any further North I am in Canada.

So far I am on the NY side of the line.

Sounds like you are planning to move there

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

The rest were pretty funny but that last one was too far fetched, even for me.

Now I HATE Hucky, But If I'm Gonna Have To Get Drunk At A Hucky Game, Then It'll Be The Leafs Til I Turn Blue!

That Was Super Freaking Funny Shag

 

[Generic_chick]

Now I HATE Hucky, But If I'm Gonna Have To Get Drunk At A Hucky Game, Then It'll Be The Leafs Til I Turn Blue!

That Was Super Freaking Funny Shag

Oh, I'm not denying the die hard need to support them inspite of their tendancy to disappoint. I'm just guessing that it's going to take a little more than hell freezing over for them to win the Stanley Cup!

How many beers does it take for you to get out your body paint?

 

[albertaboy]

I live in Northern Alberta, in fact north of some parts of Alaska and all are accurate to the 0 degrees F. I routinely drive with the windows in my truck at lkeast partway down when it's +3C, we plant in May and 10C is beautiful weather, and I BBQ until it gets to about -20C.

The stereotype is kind of silly though.

 

[Shagly]

Now I HATE Hucky, But If I'm Gonna Have To Get Drunk At A Hucky Game, Then It'll Be The Leafs Til I Turn Blue!

That Was Super Freaking Funny Shag

It must have something to do with the Winter flashback I had.

 

[Shagly]

I live in Northern Alberta, in fact north of some parts of Alaska and all are accurate to the 0 degrees F. I routinely drive with the windows in my truck at lkeast partway down when it's +3C, we plant in May and 10C is beautiful weather, and I BBQ until it gets to about -20C.

The stereotype is kind of silly though.

*Grabs quilt, curls up next to fireplace.*

 

[sensationseeker]

I don’t think I’ll ever understand the short sleeves and sunbathing at 4 oC. I’m still not a real Canadian.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Oh, I'm not denying the die hard need to support them inspite of their tendancy to disappoint. I'm just guessing that it's going to take a little more than hell freezing over for them to win the Stanley Cup!

How many beers does it take for you to get out your body paint?

Are You Kidding?

Just Call Me Stone Cold

Why? May I Paint You?

 

[Generic_chick]

Are You Kidding?

Just Call Me Stone Cold

Why? May I Paint You?

You offering? I look great in blue.

 

[Shagly]

Got beer?

http://blog.oregonlive.com/thebeerhere/2007/09/large_canadianfest.gif

 

[shoulderblade]

Got beer?

http://blog.oregonlive.com/thebeerhere/2007/09/large_canadianfest.gif

Very interesting.

They have beer in B.C?

I thought all the west coast snobs drank only wine.

 

[Shagly]

Very interesting.

They have beer in B.C?

I thought all the west coast snobs drank only wine.

What would RNAB think of that?

 

[HappyMisha]

I love that one.

And no, the Leaves will never win the cup. Not even when pigs fly.

 

[Shagly]

I love that one.

And no, the Leaves will never win the cup. Not even when pigs fly.

Have you been watching the Rangers and Islanders games?

 

[HappyMisha]

Have you been watching the Rangers and Islanders games?

Er... when was that? I don't watch any team but the Habs in regular season.

I'm glued to the TV during play-offs though...

 

[Shagly]

Er... when was that? I don't watch any team but the Habs in regular season.

I'm glued to the TV during play-offs though...

LOL...

It must be those reruns for the Budweiser commercials.

 

[shoulderblade]

What would RNAB think of that?

RNAB, what is that supposed to mean.

Royal Naturalists Against Beer?

Explain.

I mean "Victoria" Is snobby, or what?

 

[Shagly]

RNAB, what is that supposed to mean.

Royal Naturalists Against Beer?

Explain.

I mean "Victoria" Is snobby, or what?

It must have something to do with the panty size.