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Recidiva

Recidiva

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FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!

WHY DID YOU KILL THAT BOOK?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Go to your room this instant.
 
It has little to do with Peter Jackson and everything to do with Tolkien realizing that a lot of stuff was going on during the hobbit, stuff he mentions in that tomb of a foot notes at the end of LotR that nobody read in addition to stuff from the Samarillion.

Really Reci just thinks she's smarter than the author.
 
ms_ann_thrope said:
Your thread quality is deteriorating. Shoulda stopped at 6.

Peter Jackson is God.
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No. Bad poster. No.

He is not. He invented Radagast with poop on his head and a sled of bunnies.

He WAS the God of Visual Interpretation and now he's the evil influence of "What the fuck do we need a beloved story for? Let's make it have nothing to do with the original story and put all these guys I like back in the story that don't belong there and make up sooo much crap!"

I forgave him marginally for mutilating Faramir, but this is unforgivable.

Someone should slap that man and stop encouraging this crap.
 
Sean Renaud said:
It has little to do with Peter Jackson and everything to do with Tolkien realizing that a lot of stuff was going on during the hobbit, stuff he mentions in that tomb of a foot notes at the end of LotR that nobody read in addition to stuff from the Samarillion.

Really Reci just thinks she's smarter than the author.
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Oh! Oh no. What the hell from "The Silmarillion" has anything to do with a made up Orc or a bunny sled?

*kicks mithril dust all over the assumed ref's shoes*

I'm not smarter than Tolkein, I am WAY smarter than Peter Jackson on story concerns. I couldn't draw an accurate stick figure and he's a visual genius.
 
Recidiva said:
No. Bad poster. No.

He is not. He invented Radagast with poop on his head and a sled of bunnies.

He WAS the God of Visual Interpretation and now he's the evil influence of "What the fuck do we need a beloved story for? Let's make it have nothing to do with the original story and put all these guys I like back in the story that don't belong there and make up sooo much crap!"

I forgave him marginally for mutilating Faramir, but this is unforgivable.

Someone should slap that man and stop encouraging this crap.
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I think your extensive time here has driven you completely mad.
 
Recidiva said:
Oh! Oh no. What the hell from "The Silmarillion" has anything to do with a made up Orc or a bunny sled?

*kicks mithril dust all over the assumed ref's shoes*

I'm not smarter than Tolkein, I am WAY smarter than Peter Jackson on story concerns. I couldn't draw an accurate stick figure and he's a visual genius.
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You spend an awful lot of time here talking about how smart you are.
 
ms_ann_thrope said:
You spend an awful lot of time here talking about how smart you are.
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I also spend an awful lot of time talking about how dumb I am. In this case though, all you have to do is read the book and the reactions of many actual fans to see that it is neither insanity nor ignorance that puts me in this position.

Beorn should eat Peter Jackson on a starry night.
 
Recidiva said:
I also spend an awful lot of time talking about how dumb I am. In this case though, all you have to do is read the book and the reactions of many actual fans to see that it is neither insanity nor ignorance that puts me in this position.

Beorn should eat Peter Jackson on a starry night.
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Link or it never happened.
 
Something horrible just occurred to me...

ms...an...thrope...did you never READ the books, actually read the books?

If so when and how often.

As opposed to once a year, like me, from the Silmarillion to the Hobbit to the Trilogy?
 
Recidiva said:
Something horrible just occurred to me...

ms...an...thrope...did you never READ the books, actually read the books?

If so when and how often.

As opposed to once a year, like me, from the Silmarillion to the Hobbit to the Trilogy?
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I started The Silmarillion. It reads a lot like your posts and I flushed it down the toilet a page at a time. As for the Hobbit, et al, I usually read a book once. That's all I require.
 
ms_ann_thrope said:
I started The Silmarillion. It reads a lot like your posts and I flushed it down the toilet a page at a time. As for the Hobbit, et al, I usually read a book once. That's all I require.
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That's actually...really sad. I'm sorry for your brain.

I'm sorry I yelled at you.
 
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Don't care. I'm so there. :D
 
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