When did you experiance your most painful fart?

[Starfish]

Sometimes they really hurt. When were you ever traumatized by a fart? The concept here is that 'painful' can be abstracted into the idea of having to live through someone elses fart.

I was sat on and farted in the face upon. It was dreadful. Sixth grade.

 

[sufisaint]

First law school exam, an older woman sitting near me let one rip, out loud. The whole room broke into laughter. For some reason, I went into a hysteric laughter, the kind you cannot stop no matter how hard you try, for about 10 minutes and it kept coming back every ten minutes or so too. It probably lowered my grade......I still laugh thinking about it...the auditorium was dead silent at the time!!! we talked about for 3 years!!!!

 

[glamorilla]

The only kind of fart that hurts is a weak one.

 

[u2slow13]

fart

actually in the sixth grade also, made a lot of noise but thank god it didn't clear the room. Damn that felt good and still does

 

[ilovewriting]

This thread is just wrong.

 

[The Gimp]

Holding back a big one can be uncomfortable but I've never had any pain from the release.........

 

[christophe]

the surprise wet ones....the kind you have to go gange your drawers for and wonder if you would be better off wearing depends

 

[lovetoread]

I dunno.

I think the ones your partner lets rip after sex are just wrong...

 

[solid_]

This thread stinks.
*lol*
Farts aint painfull.

 

[lisalove]

Grade 3. The little bastard beside me farted, and the teacher came over, looked right at me and said, "Lisa, you're leading a very dangerous life".

 

[Private Vasquez]

Grade 3. The little bastard beside me farted, and the teacher came over, looked right at me and said, "Lisa, you're leading a very dangerous life".

HAHAHAHA!!! Oh man...

Skipper was one bitch of a fart, I tell you what.

 

[riff]

Grade 3. The little bastard beside me farted, and the teacher came over, looked right at me and said, "Lisa, you're leading a very dangerous life".

ROFLMAO

(I'm gonna use that one on my students next year)

Hehehehe

 

[lobito]

I have had some "SBD's" but can't remember one specifically, right now. I'm having chili as I type this, so I'll let you know later if it's painful.

 

[teddybear4play]

Sometimes they really hurt. When were you ever traumatized by a fart? The concept here is that 'painful' can be abstracted into the idea of having to live through someone elses fart.

I was sat on and farted in the face upon. It was dreadful. Sixth grade.

Oh man . . .

When I was in sixth grade. It was at a point in the school day when we were basically allowed free reign in the room, but not allowed to leave the room. Which meant no bathroom visits, so I was holding one in for a couple of hours.

Anyway, I went over to a sink and got a drink of water, but I pulled my head up too fast and whacked the back of my head on the bottom of a cabinet hanging over the sink. Painful enough as it was, but the shock caused me to unclench and I swear I nearly knocked over some poor kid named Heath who was sitting right there. The smell wasn't the killer , I just went off like a shotgun blast right into his ear.

I'm still embarrassed as hell about it.

TB4p

 

[PumpkinSmasher]

Well it was when I was..... nevermind..... too many painful memories..... <runs out of thread>

 

[llee69]

High school - freshman year.

My first blow job (getting one thank you very much)

I had to fart sooo damn bad! we were in a car so I really could not try and change positions and squeek it out.

Trying to hold in a massive gassious explosion while letting out a massive spermious explosion is next to impossible!

 

[Starfish]

I ripped one while getting fucked before. It was hilarious.

And stinky. Killed the mood till we did a few bong hits and then went back at it.

 

[Saint Peter]

Did the fart smell worse than the bong?

 

[Wiggles]

The worst was at my senior prom after party. *Someone* I know had a little too much smoke and drink for the night. And as he was puking off the balcony, he ripped off one of the mightiest farts I've ever heard. It was outside, and it wouldn't have been so bad if the balcony door wasn't opened. With all my cool friends sitting inside.

Everyone heard, I felt so sorry for him. Then, I walked in and closed the door. I fell on the kitchen floor laughing my ass off.