When Blowjobs are Depressing

[PolythenePam]

cut or uncut?

....shower or grower??

 

[koalabear]

....shower or grower??

carrots......

 

[PolythenePam]

carrots......

....zucchini?

 

[koalabear]

....zucchini?

cucumbers.......better fit.

 

[PolythenePam]

cucumbers.......better fit.

....as long as they're not too bumpy....

 

[koalabear]

....as long as they're not too bumpy....

"^^"....

 

[RawHumor]

Have you ever noticed?

That the threads with the most idiotic beginnings tend to go on the longest?

 

[Rambrat]

Okay, not really, I just wanted to jump on with the other two threads of a similar name, but from a guy's point of view.

yeah...they're depressing when they're over...

 

[shynsexy]

blowjobs are depressing when you want to give one but you SO doesnt get off from work for 7 more hours

 

[missy2]

My most depressing blowjob

My most depressing blowjob was at a funeral home.I had the whole thing in my mouth,trying to get it hard,and all the funeral director kept saying was "LADY,WOULD YOU PLEASE MOVE SO WE CAN CLOSE THE LID????"

 

[missy2]

This virgin is headin' on back to Synner' Hangout

Some of my sickest stuff--sitting in a festering heap at the bottom of this page.Oh well,guess I'll just go back and stay with the rest of the refugees that love me so!
They understand me there.

 

[RawHumor]

Re: This virgin is headin' on back to Synner' Hangout

Some of my sickest stuff--sitting in a festering heap at the bottom of this page.Oh well,guess I'll just go back and stay with the rest of the refugees that love me so!
They understand me there.

LOL I thought it was funny - I just didn't want this thread to live forever... or ADMIT that I thought it was funny.

 

[fallon2]

There's

There's no such thing as a "bad blow job." When a woman takes the time and gives you oral sex then it can only be great no matter whether its 20 seconds or five minutes!

 

[Paendragon]

Where have you women been all my life?

 

[concrete]

''when she bites

 

[mayi]

BJ's and depressing in the same line..........wow poor guy

mayi

 

[heterotic]

Depressing BJ... The one I gave two days ago. I absolutely loved it, and it could very well be the last one I ever get to give, now that I'm back with my female SO.

 

[concrete]

M

..still came though

..the dentist bill is what made me depressed!

 

[nasty]

When you don't recieve any. And, on the slight chance you do recieve who, you can't feel a thing, only speculate how it is. That's when a BJ is depressing.

 

[Ishmael]

Depressing

Blow jobs are REALLY depressing when the "blower" hasn't figured out it's just a figure of speech.

Ishmael