When atheists take down their Christmas trees...

[LukSkyFokker]

Got it. You hit up the McDonald's drive-through and sang in the mirror.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Got it. You hit up the McDonald's drive-through and sang in the mirror.

That's actually pretty clever.

 

[oggbashan]

Many decades ago I was called on to help the Cathedral Choir as a boy treble for the major festivals, including the Midnight (C of E) mass.

When I went back to the UK to go to a boarding school while my parents were still abroad, I was selected to be a stand-in for one of the Three Little Maids in Gilbert and Sullivan's Mikado.

The producer hoped and prayed that he would not have to use me. Why?

I was taller and heavier than all the rest of the cast. My normal role was to carry the Axe as the Mikado's executioner. Also, my voice was beginning to break. When it did, I went from a boy treble to a Basso profundo.

His prayers were answered. I didn't have to appear as a Little Maid. If I had been needed, someone else would mime on stage while I sang from the wings.

 

[Champakian]

Most of the athesists I know call their Christmas trees 'there's no fucking god bushes'. But they're athesists, not hypocrites. I don't deny athesists their right to celebreate Christmas, in fact, me and God prefer it.

(He actually prefers God and I)

It would be more correct to call it a "When in Rome Tree..."





Don't want to end up crucified by the Christians.
This lace has more churches than bars.

 

[Champakian]

I've walked into churches without spontaneously combusting.

I've walked out just as quickly when I smelt the buildup of ozone...

 

[great lover]

𝗟𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗖𝗛𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗲, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗽𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗻𝘀!

 

[hobbit.]

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I can't remember the last time I saw a nativity scene in the flesh.

church leaders tend to take a dim view on nudity, viewing it as a sin.

 

[dolf]

church leaders tend to take a dim view on nudity, viewing it as a sin.

Church leaders should lay off the apples.

 

[hobbit.]

Church leaders should lay off the apples.

And the magic Mushroom of false faith.

 

[great lover]

What churches are you folks going to? I haven't seen any apples in my Church!

 

[pecksniff]

Most of the athesists I know call their Christmas trees 'there's no fucking god bushes'. But they're athesists, not hypocrites. I don't deny athesists their right to celebreate Christmas, in fact, me and God prefer it.

(He actually prefers God and I)

God is a grammar Nazi?

 

[sigh]

One would think an athesist's mouth would burst into flame just by uttering the name Christ. Or at least the head might spin around backwards.

No athiest would believe such silliness.

 

[pecksniff]

One would think an athesist's mouth would burst into flame just by uttering the name Christ. Or at least the head might spin around backwards.

Mine always does, but you get used to it.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

When do atheists take down the pagan symbol specifically prohibited in the bible? Probably when they're sick of the fallen needles.

Ha! Joke’s on you. I have an artificial tree.

 

[Saint_Ann]

My fake Christmas bush sheds worse than a real one.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

My fake Christmas bush sheds worse than a real one.

Sounds like it’s time for a new tree. Or maybe turn it in to a Festivus pole.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Sounds like it’s time for a new tree. Or maybe turn it in to a Festivus pole.

I've had it so long I have a system. I'm far too old to have to develope another.

 

[dolf]

Why did my mind instantly go to a vagazzle shedding glitter?

 

[Champakian]

Don't get one of those fancy store-bought trees with the glitter.

I'm still trying to vacuum it all up, but on the other hand,
the dogs are all nice and sparkly now.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

Why did my mind instantly go to a vagazzle shedding glitter?

Was the image red and green glitter?

 

[dolf]

Was the image red and green glitter?

Festive colours!