When and where did you masturbate the last time?

[Jennitalia]

So, I am married who lacks sex in her life so I improvise by masturbating.
I just masturbated 5 mins ago in my car, in the parking lot at work on my lunch break. I watched porn on my phone to help. I feel better!
Did anyone do the same on their lunch break? Or during a free moment?

 

[Liar]

I pretty sure I haven't masturbated for the last time yet.

 

[PoppingTom]

I masturbate constantly because bad trousers.

 

[pete]

https://absupply.net/images/Palmer/W8001-lg.jpg

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Yesterday. I was following birdy around, as normal, as she did her Sunday grocery shopping. When she stepped in the store I quickly built my self to climax and defiled her car door handle. .....

Shhh.... Don't tell her!

 

[Hard_Rom]

So, I am married who lacks sex in her life so I improvise by masturbating.
I just masturbated 5 mins ago in my car, in the parking lot at work on my lunch break. I watched porn on my phone to help. I feel better!
Did anyone do the same on their lunch break? Or during a free moment?

Would cut into eating time at lunch. Too skinny to skip meals. Takes a bit longer than a moment. When I was 17 only took a moment but at 52 slows down a bit in coming.

 

[bonnietaylor2]

Right here in front of the PC looking at pussy and using a toy.

It happened about 12:30 OM here and now I'm back and going to do it again!!

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Sorry. My long-term memory just isn't as good as it used to be.

 

[Jennitalia]

Same here!

 

[Jennitalia]

Too much starch?

 

[Jennitalia]

https://absupply.net/images/Palmer/W8001-lg.jpg

I like the smell of my hands afterwards....I did wash before I went back to work, I swear!

 

[Jennitalia]

I masturbate constantly because bad trousers.

Too much starch?

 

[Jennitalia]

Yesterday. I was following birdy around, as normal, as she did her Sunday grocery shopping. When she stepped in the store I quickly built my self to climax and defiled her car door handle. .....

Shhh.... Don't tell her!

I promise. I'm good at keeping secrets! ;-)

 

[Jennitalia]

Would cut into eating time at lunch. Too skinny to skip meals. Takes a bit longer than a moment. When I was 17 only took a moment but at 52 slows down a bit in coming.

As I've gotten older, it gets quicker for me, especially if I watch a video to help move things along

 

[Keplin]

It takes longer for me. Not sure if thats a good thing or not as I do enjoy it but takes a while lol

 

[Lord Pmann]

Masturbating makes you go blind. Trust me.

 

[Aella_]

I wonder what the Koran says about masturbation?

*since the entire forum has gone politico today*

 

[Keplin]

Masturbating makes you go blind. Trust me.

Guess that's why I wear glasses now.

 

[Jennitalia]

Masturbating makes you go blind. Trust me.

I have been masturbating for a long time, I should be blind then! (I have perfect eyesight...no glasses.) ;-)

 

[Aella_]

I wonder what the Koran says about masturbation?

*since the entire forum has gone politico today*

This guy will tell us:

Dangers Of Female Masturbation
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AF5GJePM4GU
OR FROM TYT:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vOsZpOft3Dc

Hillarious! See words and hand gestures explaining how.
Or is it not PC to joke about such issues? Too bigoted of me?

 

[Hard_Rom]

Masturbating makes you go blind. Trust me.

Just do it until you need glasses. They're the ones who masturbate the most.

 

[Aphro]

Hey "Jenn", a tip - next ass shot you take, you might want to tuck the nutsack a little higher.

 

[Jennitalia]

My "nutsacks" are my pussy lips. Guess you don't know the difference between the two?

 

[Jennitalia]

Hey "Jenn", a tip - next ass shot you take, you might want to tuck the nutsack a little higher.

Here are some more pics of my so called "nutsacks" you claim I have.
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1198971

 

[thirty]

So, I am married who lacks sex in her life so I improvise by masturbating.
I just masturbated 5 mins ago in my car, in the parking lot at work on my lunch break. I watched porn on my phone to help. I feel better!
Did anyone do the same on their lunch break? Or during a free moment?

You were having lunch in the same time?