When an idiot comes onto you.

[parodyluvr75]

Presuming you're 100% sane. Are you flattered or repulsed?..

 

[Littlefinger]

Well, they don't usually know any better. So, pity? That they think they could measure up.

 

[Garnate]

Idiots are my bread and butter.

*Lubes up*

 

[parodyluvr75]

*grins at the wicked lady*

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Idiots need hookers too.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Are you saying I'm a hooker?

I like sex but hate money, it's against my morals.

 

[Garnate]

Are you saying I'm a hooker?

I like sex but hate money, it's against my morals.

No, he's talking to me.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I was playing dumb, I thought you might hit on me.

 

[Garnate]

I was playing dumb, I thought you might hit on me.

Well, despite what Mr. Ann insists, I don't charge for that. So let's do this.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Just making conversation.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Don't tell LTR, she already thinks I'm a hussy.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Well, despite what Mr. Ann insists, I don't charge for that. So let's do this.

my love, I have missed you so.

hell, can we just fuck?

(did I miss the title of the thread?)

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

my love, I have missed you so.

hell, can we just fuck?

(did I miss the title of the thread?)

Garnate's lubing up for you.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Garnate's lubing up for you.

wow.

what if she is busy. (we all know she is REALLY busy)

you interested?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

wow.

what if she is busy. (we all know she is REALLY busy)

you interested?

I'll check with my pimp.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

I'll check with my pimp.

let me know ASAP so I can fit you in the schedule

make sure your pimp knows I am cheap

 

[Garnate]

Oh HELL NO ANN DOES NOT THINK HE CAN STEAL MY BUSINESS.

Lemme take these here earrings and Lee press-on nails and weave off. Shit just got real.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

let me know ASAP so I can fit you in the schedule

make sure your pimp knows I am cheap

But are you an idiot? That's really the issue before the Court.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

But are you an idiot? That's really the issue before the Court.

meh

been called worse

are you the judge or jury?

need to know who to pay off

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Oh HELL NO ANN DOES NOT THINK HE CAN STEAL MY BUSINESS.

Lemme take these here earrings and Lee press-on nails and weave off. Shit just got real.

now it just got sexy!

 

[Garnate]

meh

been called worse

are you the judge or jury?

need to know who to pay off

I dunno, sounds an awful lot like a lawyer if you ask me.



Okay, strike the face. You won't get the joke. Carry on.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

meh

been called worse

are you the judge or jury?

need to know who to pay off

I doubt you can afford a judge. Maybe a stenographer, or a bailiff.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

I dunno, sounds an awful lot like a lawyer if you ask me.



Okay, strike the face. You won't get the joke. Carry on.

yes.

I will strike the "O" face

just PLEASE no duck face selfies!

 

[girlsmiley]

Presuming you're 100% sane. Are you flattered or repulsed?..

How YOU doin?

 

[magicmikeaustin]

I doubt you can afford a judge. Maybe a stenographer, or a bailiff.

fuck, I am lucky to make it to the courthouse