When Ali meets Appy...

[asian_princess]

weeeeeeee
i luff u appy
think the world can take my little girl voice singing?

hahaha you're cute beautiful girl voice!!!

it'll take the world by STORM!!

along with my STELLAR tambourining!!

what should we cal ourselves??

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

hahaha you're cute beautiful girl voice!!!

it'll take the world by STORM!!

along with my STELLAR tambourining!!

what should we cal ourselves??

mmmm
lets ponder upon that one
its gotta be a good name
think we need a gutairist?
we can use a hot ass fiddle sawer(hint hint ashley macissac)
ya know me and my celtie music fetish

 

[asian_princess]

PASS ME THE DOOOOOOOOOOBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*grabs vee and twirls her around*

watcha got to say Vee?? SING IT LOUD!!

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

PASS ME THE DOOOOOOOOOOBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*grabs vee and twirls her around*

watcha got to say Vee?? SING IT LOUD!!

ITS JUST YOUR JIVE TALKIN
tellin me lies
JIVE TALKIN
you wear a disguise


shake my ASS
twirls around with appy

 

[southerntierguy]

what should we cal ourselves??

Dani and Marie ? (dating myself )

 

[asian_princess]

Dani and Marie ? (dating myself )

are you suggesting one of us got a sex change...or should i say...at least one of us??

 

[southerntierguy]

are you suggesting one of us got a sex change...or should i say...at least one of us??

Donnie, maybe ... though he looked normal in Weird Al's video.

Maybe one of you dance like that?

 

[asian_princess]

Donnie, maybe ... though he looked normal in Weird Al's video.

Maybe one of you dance like that?

well, we're never ones to shy from such a challenge...in fact, i'm sure more than one of us has found ourselves, inadvertently in a position like that during an amorous moment...but, if not, i imagine ali wouldn't mind calling in a ringer... you free on saturdays?

 

[asian_princess]

LMFAO
helllllllll yessssss
boiled INDEED,,,,gigglesnort
I luff you
I want you under my christmas tree wif a lil red bow tied 'round your neck
can i plwease have it huh santa?
I've been a VEWWYYY good girl this year
oohhh sooooo veerrryyyy goooodddd
heheheheheh

hahaha we better fucking hope santa takes sexual favours as bribes!!

or else you'll be sitting on your cute il nekkid booty with about a millio dollars worth of coal haha

*grabs ali and dances around*

is it too early for martinis??

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

hahaha we better fucking hope santa takes sexual favours as bribes!!

or else you'll be sitting on your cute il nekkid booty with about a millio dollars worth of coal haha

*grabs ali and dances around*

is it too early for martinis??

babes
it is NEVER too early for martini's
make mine dry n dirty,,,with extra olives


and I think SANTA BABY may take a boob flash as a bribe,,,,LOL
crosses fingers anyway

 

[asian_princess]

babes
it is NEVER too early for martini's
make mine dry n dirty,,,with extra olives


and I think SANTA BABY may take a boob flash as a bribe,,,,LOL
crosses fingers anyway

hell the fuck and yes.

i want it so dry...it makes up for wetnesses elsewhere

*sniff* don't say olives...

anyway...lets go get some elf uniforms and flash the santas at Macys's

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

hell the fuck and yes.

i want it so dry...it makes up for wetnesses elsewhere

*sniff* don't say olives...

anyway...lets go get some elf uniforms and flash the santas at Macys's

fuck olives
then...they are manky anyway,,,lol
k grab yer coat and hat
its COLD outside(inside,,outside)
and lets FLASH some santa's

 

[asian_princess]

fuck olives
then...they are manky anyway,,,lol
k grab yer coat and hat
its COLD outside(inside,,outside)
and lets FLASH some santa's

hahaha

you sweet lil wench you.

you mean JUST my coat and hat right??

cos i'm "a mutherfucker who thinks i was born to dance" haha

hey check it.

*twirls*

did i flash enough ASSSSSSSS??

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

hahaha

you sweet lil wench you.

you mean JUST my coat and hat right??

cos i'm "a mutherfucker who thinks i was born to dance" haha

hey check it.

*twirls*

did i flash enough ASSSSSSSS??

why no
you need to flash some more ASSSSSSSS



weeeeeeeeee
and dont forget the reindeer snacks

 

[asian_princess]

why no
you need to flash some more ASSSSSSSS



weeeeeeeeee
and dont forget the reindeer snacks

*twirls ali around*

oh yeah...full frontal flash...merry xmas to appy

do reindeers eat olives??

can we slide around the ice on our bums??

i'll draw a big loveheart for you ali

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

*twirls ali around*

oh yeah...full frontal flash...merry xmas to appy

do reindeers eat olives??

can we slide around the ice on our bums??

i'll draw a big loveheart for you ali

lets feed the reindeer some chocolates and see if they fly quicker
of course we can slide around the ice on our bums
wait,,,,are you wearing knickers today?

 

[asian_princess]

lets feed the reindeer some chocolates and see if they fly quicker
of course we can slide around the ice on our bums
wait,,,,are you wearing knickers today?

haha i have "special" chocolate brownies today!! i got a batch for kissmas!!

and why of alllll days would i pick today to wear knickers!! i dont even know where i keep...the one pair lol

you think we could get a picture of the both of us with santa (before we give him the live version of our AVs??) we can use it as our next xmas card when we become roomies next year!!!!!!

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

haha i have "special" chocolate brownies today!! i got a batch for kissmas!!

and why of alllll days would i pick today to wear knickers!! i dont even know where i keep...the one pair lol

you think we could get a picture of the both of us with santa (before we give him the live version of our AVs??) we can use it as our next xmas card when we become roomies next year!!!!!!

mmwwaahhhhhhh
yessssssssssssss
throws the olives in the bin

 

[asian_princess]

sooooooo fucking tired.

appy need a tongue bath.. *looks up hopefully at ali*

how the hell are you babe?

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

sooooooo fucking tired.

appy need a tongue bath.. *looks up hopefully at ali*

how the hell are you babe?

YUUMMEERRRSSSS
what should we use today
chocolate or butterscotch?
LMAO


im happy as helll to see you
are you OK?
pwease say yes

 

[asian_princess]

YUUMMEERRRSSSS
what should we use today
chocolate or butterscotch?
LMAO


im happy as helll to see you
are you OK?
pwease say yes

mmmmmm ali flavoured! warm butterscotch on appy's back sounds heaveenly though.

i've misssssed you! appy's yahoo is having breakdowns!

appy was stupid enough in her alcohol induced happy mood to watch some...happy mushy videos from her recent trip and now..she needs more drinkles lol

talk to me of spaghetti ali!!



*lights some candles and snuggls with alikins*

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

mmmmmm ali flavoured! warm butterscotch on appy's back sounds heaveenly though.

i've misssssed you! appy's yahoo is having breakdowns!

appy was stupid enough in her alcohol induced happy mood to watch some...happy mushy videos from her recent trip and now..she needs more drinkles lol

talk to me of spaghetti ali!!



*lights some candles and snuggls with alikins*

snuggles with appy on the couch
lights more candles
just rememebr how very GOOD spaghetti is for you
it makes you HAPPY and cheerful
BORSCHT is just..well.....phooeeyyy
as is BOILED SHITE
giggllleess
btw,,,,you can"share" my same name chocolate
something about being able to scream"OOOOOHHH (insert name here),,,GOODD YEESSSSSSS!!!"
hahhahahahahahhhah
we can go out and make snow angels
but i got no snow,,,,,,(sad face)

 

[asian_princess]

snuggles with appy on the couch
lights more candles
just rememebr how very GOOD spaghetti is for you
it makes you HAPPY and cheerful
BORSCHT is just..well.....phooeeyyy
as is BOILED SHITE
giggllleess
btw,,,,you can"share" my same name chocolate
something about being able to scream"OOOOOHHH (insert name here),,,GOODD YEESSSSSSS!!!"
hahhahahahahahhhah
we can go out and make snow angels
but i got no snow,,,,,,(sad face)

hahah what would i do without my sex freak fire engine wenchlebum (ass)

we can scatter dessicated coconut and make angels that way!!!!

*jumps up and throws happy sweet coconut flakes in the air to make snow just for ali*

haha same name chocolate sounds divineee maybe we can enjoy it with spaghetti on ominously named road sign hahaha ... maybe somebody is trying to tell us we be bad girls!! ...not OUR fault!!
tooooo weirddddddd i'm surprised i didn't have post traumatic stress discorder, never have ay osrt of foodles ever again


lookee V, i'm here! *jumps out frfom under the bed*

*jumps back uder the ecovers hiding between ali's legs*

no im not!!
*tickles ali wth my tongue*

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

hahah what would i do without my sex freak fire engine wenchlebum (ass)

we can scatter dessicated coconut and make angels that way!!!!

*jumps up and throws happy sweet coconut flakes in the air to make snow just for ali*

haha same name chocolate sounds divineee maybe we can enjoy it with spaghetti on ominously named road sign hahaha ... maybe somebody is trying to tell us we be bad girls!! ...not OUR fault!!
tooooo weirddddddd i'm surprised i didn't have post traumatic stress discorder, never have ay osrt of foodles ever again


lookee V, i'm here! *jumps out frfom under the bed*

*jumps back uder the ecovers hiding between ali's legs*

no im not!!
*tickles ali wth my tongue*

cha yeah
tats and piercings
weeeeiiirrddddddddd
repeat after me
I LUFFF SPAGHETTI
hahhahahahaha
maybe the mo fo will stick his wick into a SOCKET
hahhahhah
coconut snow?
yummmmmmmmmmm
we can have snow ball fights
who the fuck needs boiled food when i can have asian?
hahhahhahah

 

[asian_princess]

cha yeah
tats and piercings
weeeeiiirrddddddddd
repeat after me
I LUFFF SPAGHETTI
hahhahahahaha
maybe the mo fo will stick his wick into a SOCKET
hahhahhah
coconut snow?
yummmmmmmmmmm
we can have snow ball fights
who the fuck needs boiled food when i can have asian?
hahhahhahah

hahaha i love that you're nuts!

*repeats after ali*

spaghetti is yum! lol

dammit, you made my tummy rumble!

hell hath no hunger as a women scorned

*slurps spaghetti*

you can feast on vietnamese any time you like babykins!!

spicy and bites back!