When a woman smiles at a man...

ms_ann_thrope

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does he automatically leap to the conclusion that she wants to suck his cock into her mouth? Maybe veils aren't such a bad idea afterall.
 
I automatically assume anybody who looks at me wants to fuck me eventually. But I'm incredibly vain.
 
I always assume she's looking at someone near me, and that I just think she's looking at me.
 
I actually don't like it when people I don't know smile at me. Because I think they want to fuck me and I don't know them. And that can be creepy if you're just... out somewhere. And she keeps doing it. And you've got your headphones in and you're on your phone, but she keeps smiling at you and you're just like, "I really hope she doesn't get off at the same stop as me". And if she does... I run. I pretend I have somewhere I need to be right fucking now that doesn't involve whatever kind of creepy, rapey thing she's got planned. It's not exactly a run, it's a walk that projects, "I got shit to do. If I get abducted, somebody I was supposed to do shit with is going to notice."
 
are we talking real smile, waitress smile or bitchy, obviously fake "please stop talking to me" smile?
 
And if she does... I run. I pretend I have somewhere I need to be right fucking now that doesn't involve whatever kind of creepy, rapey thing she's got planned. It's not exactly a run, it's a walk that projects, "I got shit to do. If I get abducted, somebody I was supposed to do shit with is going to notice."

this made me laugh. Been there.
 
Since men think about sex every six second the answer is yes.



Still a yes but with an increased difficulty factor.

So if he just happens to be looking at a pastrami sandwich, one might assume he'll soon be shooting rye seeds out his urethra?
 
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