When a faq comes on to you..

[Balladeer08]

Don't you just HATE being referred to the FAQ?

I just want an answer to MY question, I don't care about everyone else's questions. And my question isn't like anyone else's question on the same topic, because it is MINE. Isn't that obvious?

Next time they refer me to the FAQ, I'm just going to tell them to FAQ OFF!

(If my tongue gets any further in my cheek, I'm going to sprain something)

Try to keep your responses to this FAQtual.

If you have any questions, see the FAQ.

 

[PoppingTom]

I'm gonna FAQ your mother.

 

[Balladeer08]

I'm gonna FAQ your mother.

She's been dead for 26 years, and was cremated.

Off-hand, I don't think you're going to have much luck there.

But you could get into the Guinness Book of Records for necrophilia.

While not much of an accomplishment, it would still be the pinnacle of your drab, wretched life.