When a dog eats chocolate....

[Marxist]

.....put a tablespoon of hydrogen peroxide in a saucer of milk. It'll vomit up old car parts, part of its liver, your new hat and that chocolate that I mentioned earlier.


Thank me later.

 

[juicylips]

After reading this thread, I am trying desperately to remember why I missed you.

JL

 

[Marxist]

You missed me JL?

You're such a ho.

 

[tigerjen]

*blllleaaaaahhhhhh!*
that's so friggin nasty....but that is what makes you, you
Marxist

tigerjen

 

[juicylips]

You missed me JL?

You're such a ho.

How can I resist such sentimental little pet names???

You're such a prick.

JL

 

[Marxist]

*blllleaaaaahhhhhh!*
that's so friggin nasty....but that is what makes you, you
Marxist

tigerjen

Hey look, just trying to simplify for the Litsters what was a harrowing situation for me.

I was dog-sitting my sister's dog and it got into some Easter chocolate. My sister treats this dog like it's her only child and I would have hated to have her come home to a trembling, near comatose puppy.

I didn't let it get anywhere near that stage, because I know chocolate is not puppylicious.

I be smart like that.

 

[Scruffy]

no doubt. When this puppy eats the chocolate, the only thing that can smooth the rumbling is some sweet, sweet chiba. Chuch.

 

[Calamity Jane]

LOL... doesn't take much peroxide either.

When we moved into our house (NEVER move on Friday the 13th, it's a bad idea), I locked the dogs in the barn to keep 'em out of the way while the guy installed the underground fencing.

When I went to let 'em out, I found an empty box of rat poison. So, I called the vet and he told me to give 'em each some peroxide, and bring in whichever dog puked green stuff...

I didn't realize that less than a teaspoon of the stuff would do the trick, and spilt a brand new bottle equally between the three dogs. Complete and total barf-o-rama.

 

[juicylips]

I was dog-sitting my sister's dog and it got into some Easter chocolate. My sister treats this dog like it's her only child and I would have hated to have her come home to a trembling, near comatose puppy.

I didn't let it get anywhere near that stage, because I know chocolate is not puppylicious.

I be smart like that.

Puppylicious???

Yes, I see how you be smart.

I did miss you , sweet cheeks. No fooling.

JL

 

[Laurel]

MARXIST!!!!!


missed you, man.

 

[Demian]

I Just Came in Here to Say Hi to Laurel

Other than that, I don't get it

 

[Marxist]

MARXIST!!!!!


missed you, man.

I owe so many appologies for not posting one of those really cool "I'm Leaving" threads I probably should be whipped with an elephant's used tampon.

 

[Marxist]

LOL... doesn't take much peroxide either.

When we moved into our house (NEVER move on Friday the 13th, it's a bad idea), I locked the dogs in the barn to keep 'em out of the way while the guy installed the underground fencing.

When I went to let 'em out, I found an empty box of rat poison. So, I called the vet and he told me to give 'em each some peroxide, and bring in whichever dog puked green stuff...

I didn't realize that less than a teaspoon of the stuff would do the trick, and spilt a brand new bottle equally between the three dogs. Complete and total barf-o-rama.

And they smell all nice and mediciny afterwards.

It was the most joyous barfing I've ever witnessed.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I think this elephant is keeping her eye on you Marxist

http://deyalexander.com/img/elephants/elephant.jpg

If you've got the balls to go around to her backside, more power to ya'!

 

[lavender]

 

[TN_Vixen]

Marxist! Omy GOD... he's back, he's back.. I'm gonna get naked and do a happy dance.

~hip thrust, booby shake~

hehehehe.... glad you're here chocolate man.

 

[AusTess]

Marxist......



C'mere,lemme warm your ears with these thighs,baby.

 

[tlkshwqween]

I dont' know you but you sure are popular so welcome back stranger!!!lOL!!!

qweenie

 

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