sterlingclay
The Brown Hey-Zues
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The Zoo is my get away from the norm. Great place for underworld fun, and great memories. Like this one:
So I was at the Zoo last year and I saw something that will cause involuntary laughter for me for the rest of my life. The Zoo you see is a seedy bar where fights, strippers, and fornication between opposite and same sex is the norm. A nice gettaway from the everyday for me.
Anyway, there's this waitress that has a difficult time finding clothes that cover her up. On this day she was wearing black lace pants with zero for underwear for all bar patrons to see. While a wet T contest was on she stepped up onto the pool table with one leg while the other was planted on a chair and she danced there for a moment. A young gentleman thought it would be nice to limbo under her and so he did while she eased herself down into a mutual bump and grind with her new friend.
So that was a nice show but the funny part was when I looked to my right to see an old man grab his crotch and convulse to the floor. Yep, he came in his pants as he watch the wet T girl and the waitress and his knees gave out. I laughed at that moment but the best and the confirmaton of what I just saw was yet to come. The old man stood up a couple minutes later and reached into his pocket and pulled out a cigarette. He lit it up, took a drag and let out a sigh and a smile. That was it for me. I had seen enough for one night.
So what's your zoo story?
So I was at the Zoo last year and I saw something that will cause involuntary laughter for me for the rest of my life. The Zoo you see is a seedy bar where fights, strippers, and fornication between opposite and same sex is the norm. A nice gettaway from the everyday for me.
Anyway, there's this waitress that has a difficult time finding clothes that cover her up. On this day she was wearing black lace pants with zero for underwear for all bar patrons to see. While a wet T contest was on she stepped up onto the pool table with one leg while the other was planted on a chair and she danced there for a moment. A young gentleman thought it would be nice to limbo under her and so he did while she eased herself down into a mutual bump and grind with her new friend.
So that was a nice show but the funny part was when I looked to my right to see an old man grab his crotch and convulse to the floor. Yep, he came in his pants as he watch the wet T girl and the waitress and his knees gave out. I laughed at that moment but the best and the confirmaton of what I just saw was yet to come. The old man stood up a couple minutes later and reached into his pocket and pulled out a cigarette. He lit it up, took a drag and let out a sigh and a smile. That was it for me. I had seen enough for one night.
So what's your zoo story?
