Whats your turn offs......

[autymn]

okay I'm new so this has probably been done before but is gonna throw it up there anyways ....

what is your biggest turn off?

Me? okay sets the picture

Your hot and heavy with your significant other the candle light flickering off the walls the music low you crawl in the center of the bed primp the hair you worked on for 2 hours before the date glance in the mirror acrossed the room and strike that perfect picture pose thats sure to melt him when he returns ....you hear him comming look up your heart racing your face flushed from the wine and anticipation your eyes meet his and roam down his handsome face acrossed his contured chest squeezing your thighs as your eyes roam farther down and then your heart stops! .......

~L~ and He's wearing them dayum whiteeee tightiesssss and tube socks up to His calves

UGH!
big BIG big turn off !

 

[fond of facials]

okay I'm new so this has probably been done before but is gonna throw it up there anyways ....

what is your biggest turn off?

Me? okay sets the picture

Your hot and heavy with your significant other the candle light flickering off the walls the music low you crawl in the center of the bed primp the hair you worked on for 2 hours before the date glance in the mirror acrossed the room and strike that perfect picture pose thats sure to melt him when he returns ....you hear him comming look up your heart racing your face flushed from the wine and anticipation your eyes meet his and roam down his handsome face acrossed his contured chest squeezing your thighs as your eyes roam farther down and then your heart stops! .......

~L~ and He's wearing them dayum whiteeee tightiesssss and tube socks up to His calves

UGH!
big BIG big turn off !

LMAO!!!! Exactly what you just said!

 

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[SaucyWench]

ROFL! You hit the nail on the head! Nothing geekier than that! My biggest turn off...bad breath. Ugh.

 

[autymn]

um that doesnt bother me at all.


I think bad breath, bad BO, missing teeth or "swamp ass" would be worse then white undies.

okay sooooo knows I am going to regret asking this ...but what the hell is "swamp ass" ???~L~

 

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[James MacGregor]

That would be...after having changed into boxer briefs and kicked off the tube socks of course...re-entering...seeing her there in the middle of the bed, looking like a sultry vision...hair perfect, looking scrumptious in that new lingerie...slowly crossing to the bed and taking her in My arms....and one of the dopes from the party downstairs staggers up with his current date, belches and asks if we're gonna be long?

 

[autymn]

when you go to give a blow job and realize they must not have wiped well before, and been sweating to boot

Ewwwwww Yuck! ~L~ okay never experienced that before thanks for the info!

 

[autymn]

That would be...after having changed into boxer briefs and kicked off the tube socks of course...re-entering...seeing her there in the middle of the bed, looking like a sultry vision...hair perfect, looking scrumptious in that new lingerie...slowly crossing to the bed and taking her in My arms....and one of the dopes from the party downstairs staggers up with his current date, belches and asks if we're gonna be long?

LMAO ...had that happen a time or two !

 

[Stout chap]

I hadn't cleaned my cock properly once and my girlfriend went down on me. About thirty seconds into she said, "All right I'm not going to suck this anymore." LOL I deserved it though. Always make sure I keep myself clean and fresh nowadays.

Turn off? Bad breath, definitely.

 

[watergirl]

Chewing with their mouth open, smack smack smack.... I met an otherwise great guy - and that was just EWWW... All the stuff you guys have mentioned is bad, too!

And, of course, the statement, "I feel like I'm not big enough to satisfy you, so I try to concentrate on other things," and then he tries to go down on me. I don't want slow subtle gentle, I want to get fucked. I nearly walked out on him right there. As it was, I gave it one more date, and never looked back. I hate insecurity about size as much as guys must hate us women complaining that we're fat.

 

[James MacGregor]

LMAO ...had that happen a time or two !

Then of course there's the hitting and screaming, things breaking...and after kicking their asses...she comes back to bed, hair a little less perfect, a bit more flushed but looking every bit as scrumptious...*Grin*

 

[loveyamon]

Yes girls..... I duunno girls..Whatever you want girls...
Women that can't make a fucking decsion about anything to save thier life.

 

[*Eve*]

when you go to give a blow job and realize they must not have wiped well before, and been sweating to boot

LMFAO, I have never heard the term "swamp ass" before but that sounds like a major turn off.

I would be so turned off if a guy broke wind during sex, that would kill the moment

 

[watergirl]

loveyamon -

Add yes-boys, Idunnoboys, and whadeveryouwantBoys to my list!
Good point! They are sooo frustrating!

 

[loveyamon]

when you go to give a blow job and realize they must not have wiped well before, and been sweating to boot

That's amazing to me. Every person knows when they're not right down there. I would never let my lover go down on me if I knew it was one of those days. That's fucking brutal.. I've never heard that term before, and I know I'll never hear it from my gal.

 

[Stout chap]

LMFAO, I have never heard the term "swamp ass" before but that sounds like a major turn off.

I would be so turned off if a guy broke wind during sex, that would kill the moment

What about the farting noises made when swety bodies rub together!? Me and my girlfriend giggle like kids when we're banging each other and that happens. Ahahaha.

 

[lilminx]

um that doesnt bother me at all.


I think bad breath, bad BO, missing teeth or "swamp ass" would be worse then white undies.

Yes, and the bad breath thing includes smoking- total turnoff for me.

 

[autymn]

Then of course there's the hitting and screaming, things breaking...and after kicking their asses...she comes back to bed, hair a little less perfect, a bit more flushed but looking every bit as scrumptious...*Grin*

~L~ never beat the hell out of them one slammed the door on the other we just shared the bed !

 

[loveyamon]

loveyamon -

Add yes-boys, Idunnoboys, and whadeveryouwantBoys to my list!
Good point! They are sooo frustrating!

They are annoying aren't they. What do you want to drink honey ? Oh I dunno.....put a bullet in my head. It amazes me how some people even get dressed in the morning.

Hi back atcha Water...

 

[James MacGregor]

Ok...you're going at it hot n heavy. You're between her legs, the slap of flesh is echoing through the room, the moans, the grunts, you look at her beautiful face contorted in ecstasy through half-lidded eyes....and notice there is a snot bubble pulsing in and out of her nostril, but instead of stopping, because you're beyond the point of no return, you merely raise up on your arms and lean back as far as you can, finish and roll over quickly.

 

[autymn]

Ok...you're going at it hot n heavy. You're between her legs, the slap of flesh is echoing through the room, the moans, the grunts, you look at her beautiful face contorted in ecstasy through half-lidded eyes....and notice there is a snot bubble pulsing in and out of her nostril, but instead of stopping, because you're beyond the point of no return, you merely raise up on your arms and lean back as far as you can, finish and roll over quickly.

*OMG falls over laughing*

 

[Not so innocent]

I think the biggest turn off, is when he calls out someone elses name....That would kill the mood in a moment....

 

[SuperShyGuy]

My biggest turn off would be cockteasers who love to flirt, dress provocatively ect. but have no intention of letting it go anywhere. If I want to play a game, I'll play friggin Monopoly. Yes, this is the sound of me being bitter!

 

[autymn]

Re: Re: Whats your turn offs......

I think the biggest turn off, is when he calls out someone elses name....That would kill the mood in a moment....

~L~ sooooooooo has to agree with you ...