What's your story??

[cookiecat]

Pick the month and date you were born and the color of your shirt.

I beat my best friend because I love bacon!

http://i.imgur.com/FazyEODl.jpg

 

[Farawyn]

Pick the month and date you were born and the color of your shirt.

I beat my best friend because I love bacon!

http://i.imgur.com/FazyEODl.jpg

I beat a stripper because I'm awesome in bed.

 

[RawHumor]

I ate my professor because the voices in my head said so.

Perfect.

 

[Farawyn]

I ate my professor because I'm sexy as fuck.

Perfect.

Yes, but what was your grade in that class?

 

[RawHumor]

Yes, but what was your grade in that class?

"Well he's a guy, so..."





#SheSoundsHideous#

 

[Farawyn]

"Well he's a guy, so..."





#HeSoundsHideous#

So... an A???

*runs*

 

[RawHumor]

I fucked up my hashtag, dammit.

You've quoted two mistakes by me in one thread. Note the date, please.

 

[Farawyn]

I fucked up my hashtag, dammit.

You've quoted two mistakes by me in one thread. Note the date, please.

It's just like Organic Chem all over again, innit?

 

[RawHumor]

Now where's my cane set?

 

[Farawyn]

Now where's my cane set?

*runs for reals, yo.*

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I shot my professor because I'm sexy as fuck.

Good he deserved it.

 

[Farawyn]

I shot my professor because I'm sexy as fuck.

Good he deserved it.

STATS?

 

[MyNameIsNO]

STATS?

No. As much as I hated that class the professor was cool and he rounded my 88 up to an A.

 

[Farawyn]

No. As much as I hated that class the professor was cool and he rounded my 88 up to an A.

'Cause you're sexy as fuck.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

'Cause you're sexy as fuck.

Possibly

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

I beat Cookie Monster because I'm sexy as fuck.

... Must have been during my mescaline phase or something.

 

[cookiecat]

I beat Cookie Monster because I'm sexy as fuck.

... Must have been during my mescaline phase or something.

Haha! Best!!

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

Haha! Best!!

Yes, traumatizing children because of my drug induced delusions of grandeur is pretty great

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Pick the month and date you were born and the color of your shirt.

I beat my best friend because I love bacon!

http://i.imgur.com/FazyEODl.jpg

Hey cookie...
What's a girl gotta do to be your best friend?
And does she get bacon after the beating?

 

[cookiecat]

Yes, traumatizing children because of my drug induced delusions of grandeur is pretty great

I was assuming it wasn't in front of the kids.

 

[cookiecat]

Hey cookie...
What's a girl gotta do to be your best friend?
And does she get bacon after the beating?

Nope, I lord the bacon over her.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Nope, I lord the bacon over her.

Never mind then.
I withdraw my application.
And I'll go buy my own damn bacon.
Stingy bacon bitch.

 

[cookiecat]

Never mind then.
I withdraw my application.
And I'll go buy my own damn bacon.
Stingy bacon bitch.

Calm down. I'm a stingy bitch about some things but not bacon. I'll share with you.

The BFF smackdown is a whole 'nother issue.

 

[Farawyn]

I beat Cookie Monster because I'm sexy as fuck.

... Must have been during my mescaline phase or something.

Loooooved my mescaline phase. Just sayin'

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Calm down. I'm a stingy bitch about some things but not bacon. I'll share with you.

The BFF smackdown is a whole 'nother issue.

Okay.
Share bacon and we're good