What's your paranoid delusion

[ShamelessFlirt]

I'm gonna be sorry I started this thread ...lol

 

[Dillinger]

That I'm not actually typing this.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

That I'm not actually typing this.

I feel you on the delusion, but I'm not getting the paranoia!

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Don't even get me started.

 

[Dillinger]

I feel you on the delusion, but I'm not getting the paranoia!

Well you see - if I'm not typing this it means the CIA has replaced me with a clone.

 

[littlekateyes]

I have a few.

 

[ridddder]

My illusion is....

that my sister's evil twin, which used to be a circus clown, is now ingesting my entrails, as I painfully scream for her to stop...no wait that is my delusion, or illusion.....I get those two mixed up sometimes....oh well

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

I have a few.

I promise not to laugh if you share

 

[lilminx]

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[littlekateyes]

Well I would but then..........

 

[glamorilla]

sometimes late at night i hear a hideous laughter and on the breeze come the dancing dead children.the toothless cat is grinning at the foot of my bed again and torn,a scream as if from a thousand dying butterflies rends into me~the knife blade shines silver. bright spiked silver.

with blood.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Who? Me? Paranoid?

 

[ksmybuttons]

That I am talking and laughing with someone and then I wonder, "do I have a green thing between my teeth?" Just makes me worry every time.

 

[ma_guy]

I don't have any paranoid delusions. Unless you happen to know of some that I have that I might not be aware of yet. You don't do you? Shit.. I knew it! What is it? Come on, tell me or I'll be up all night again! Damn it...

 

[A Desert Rose]

I have no paranoias because ..... everyone loves me.

What I have are delusions of grandeur. But they might be real and not delusions....

 

[tulip2lipservice]

Hmmmmmmmmm

scratching head and thinking of being left alone in a room with a man that I knows want me and that I know I can easily follow into. The whole going to hell bit. j/k Me paranoid never. If you believe that I will tell you another.

Peace,
Tulip

 

[A Desert Rose]

I don't have any paranoid delusions. Unless you happen to know of some that I have that I might not be aware of yet. You don't do you? Shit.. I knew it! What is it? Come on, tell me or I'll be up all night again! Damn it...

It says you need a witty title, I see. I got one for you.

 

[littlekateyes]

I have at times thought I was a man trapped in a women body.

 

[LukkyKnight]

That the troll is my ex-mother-in-law.

 

[tulip2lipservice]

Lukky LMAO and hugs

Jeez I have so many paronoid delusions. I feel that I will fall in love and start a family. Talk about a delusion.

Peace,
Tulip

 

[sufisaint]

That they will come for me in the middle of the night...

 

[badasschick]

My assistant reads this board

 

[tulip2lipservice]

What for.....

That they will come for me in the middle of the night...

SEX, SEX, and more SEX?

Peace,
Tulip

 

[tulip2lipservice]

THanks bad....

My assistant reads this board

I forgot about that paronoia.... jeezzz so much to worry about. This thread is feeding on that emotion.

Peace,
Tulip
*j/k

 

[red_rose]

I'm paranoid about the fact that I may be delusional.