What's your most embarrassing secret?

[Liar]

I have █████████ on my █████.

Also, I sometimes ███████ when I ███████.



Your turn.

 

[Katyusha]

I have █████████ on my █████.

Also, I sometimes ███████ when I ███████.



Your turn.

That's cheating!!!

 

[neonlyte]

I've only done you're first one once...

Damn... it was funny though.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I have ????????? on my ?????.

Also, I sometimes ??????? when I ???????.



Your turn.

Gotta love non-complex text editors

 

[rgraham666]

Like I'm going to tell you reprobates.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I have █████████ on my █████.

Your turn.

Yeah, sorry about that.

didn't realize it was quite so contagious.

 

[jomar]

I have █████████ on my █████.

Also, I sometimes ███████ when I ███████.



Your turn.

No shit? What a coincidence!

 

[3113]

I have █████████ on my █████.

Also, I sometimes ███████ when I ███████.

Ewwwww!

No wonder you wear a gas mask. I'm not hanging out with you no more!

 

[ms.read]

When I was ___ yrs old, I had ___ with my _______ on the _______.

Then, ______yrs later, my _______ found out and _______ me till I was __________ in the ________.


_________! This is better than mad libs.

 

[oggbashan]

I wear black pantyhose in public and a cake on my head.

Og

 

[Guest]

haven't had any in like forever

Maharat

 

[NoJo]

Like I'm going to tell you reprobates.

Go on Rob, don't be such a ██████ ███!

 

[CharleyH]

I have █████████ on my █████.

Also, I sometimes ███████ when I ███████.



Your turn.

That sums it up for me.

 

[CharleyH]

Go on Rob, don't be such a ██████ ███!

God you are such an

 

[voluptuary_manque]

If one has no shame, embarrassment is impossible, what?

 

[NoJo]

YOur AV reminds me of a Barbie doll I once 4-limb amputated

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Why am I one of the few who thinks that AV is sexy? You, Sarah, babygrrl all see dimembered chick in cream sauce. I don't. Am I too plain vanilla for the AH. ROFL

 

[NoJo]

Why am I one of the few who thinks that AV is sexy? You, Sarah, babygrrl all see dimembered chick in cream sauce. I don't. Am I too plain vanilla for the AH. ROFL

Either you're Vanilla, or we're all psychopaths. Frankly it's a tough call.

 

[DesertPirate]

If I told it here it would be more embarrasing.
I would no longer be secret either

 

[human_male]

I like to masturbate while the cat watches. Something about it turns me so ON!

 

[jomar]

I like to masturbate while the cat watches. Something about it turns me so ON!

Persian? Or Cheshire?

 

[human_male]

Persian? Or Cheshire?

Any cat will do, I don't care, I'm a slut.

 

[Misty_Morning]

I found out 2 years after my divorce that I may have never been legally married.


I coud have left at any time without all the lawyers and the bullshit...if I had only known.

 

[shereads]

Can we start with our second or third most embarrassing secret, and work our way up?

 

[jomar]

Any cat will do, I don't care, I'm a slut.

That's cool. I thought you might have a fetish.