What's your grossest insult?

[Caria Knight]

OK, I'm in a weird mood today. Not at all my usual laid back self. So what's the grossest insult you know? It can be something you would say to someone's face or when they left the room. Or something that your saving for just the right time and person.

Mine is:

Syphilis Infested Cum Bubble



Disclaimer: This thread is not TO insult anyone person, place, thing or fetish. It is meant in good fun so that all can have a good laugh. And maybe pick up a few good insults to use. I am not a rude person and have/would rarely be anything but polite in public. However, as we are all only human (at least most of us) we do occasionally pass an insult directly or indirectly when deemed appropriate or needed. Besides, I think it will be funny to see some of the responses. End Disclaimer.

 

[Starblayde]

You...

you..

*clenches fists*

you...

*turns red*

fucking....

*looking real mean*

AAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!!!!

*punch, walks off*

 

[Desdemona]

Mine is:

Syphilis Infested Cum Bubble

ROTFL! Yours does it for me.

 

[unclej]

this is one that i learned when i was stationed over in turkey...don't have a clue how to spell it properley....anani kature sik sin....basically means that a mule fucked your mother....can't think of any that are any worse than that

 

[Caria Knight]

Re: Re: What's your grossest insult?

ROTFL! Yours does it for me.

Thanks Desdemona, that's why I started this thread to see what others had and to share mine. Cause I think it's pretty damned funny too.

 

[gleam]

When someone isulted me in primary school, I would usually retort with "Wow, that's a low blow. Speaking of low blows, how's your mother?"

Usualy they would then come up with something new after that, at which point I would simply say "Oh, that's a dirty trick. Speaking of dirty tricks, how's your father?"

 

[Starblayde]

other languages

Austrailia:
"Face like a hatful of arseholes, mate" - god, sadly, has not been kind

Denmark:
"Knalden nosserov" - You fucking balls-arse

Finland:
"Aitisi nai poroja" - Your mother copulates with reindeer

Greece
"Gamo to mouni pou se petage" - I fuck the pussy you came from

Italy
"Vaffanculo" - Go fuck yourself

Japan
"Kusu o taberu na" - eat fucking shit (tyrael should check that one)

 

[SpectralDragoon]

The best part of you ran down your mothers leg the night you were conceieved.

 

[KillerMuffin]

puss-ridden gangrenous donkey-cock-holster.

I have tons more but I don't feel like dredging up a KidRock thread to show off my dubious prowess.

 

[PAPAGORGIO]

Cum burpin gutter slut.

 

[Andreina]

saggy cunt

Halo

 

[Khadgar]

mines not dirty or gross, but my friend came up with it, and it just has a ring to it!

Fat Sack Of Crap!

 

[Guest]

 

[paganangel]

she looks like she did a 40 yd dash in a 20 yrd gym.

the classic fell of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

you look like someone lit your face on fire and then beat it out with a stick

you look like you played goalie for the dart team

and my prsonal favorite,,,
who lit the fuse on your tampon?

 

[perks]

not gross... but


someone had a big bowl of cunt-flakes for breakfast this morning.

 

[Wiggles]

Actually, if you stop and think about if for a minute Perky, that is really frickin gross!

 

[llee69]

Holy mother fucker.

Maybe its not gross, but my mom sure hates it!

 

[perks]

Actually, if you stop and think about if for a minute Perky, that is really frickin gross!

<giggle> yeah it's pretty nasty

"more disgusting than a mouthful of chunky cum"

 

[SweetBrat73]

I don't have any...guess I'll just have to come back here every so often and steal one or two


Brat

 

[christo]

Here's one I heard at a poker game that shut us all up:

"You're a load your momma shoulda swallowed".

Harsh, yes?

 

[sch00lteacher]

Damned cityfied Yankee!

You lost boy? Watch ya doing back here in these parts anyhow?

Where I was born, and raised for a time, (I spent most of my time being a military brat. So I grew up all over, thank God for small favors!) you couldn't get to when it rained, unless you walked about ten miles off the paved road. Roads turned to mush. Still the same way today.

A hillside in West Virginia. I am proud of it. Yes, I am a hillbilly. If I had not of gotten out of there I'd still be on that same piece of land. Knowing everyone in our run and few others.

Yes, thank God for the United States Military.

 

[VanB]

My personal favourite (when insulting a bloke) is:

What a cocksucker!

I don't hear it very often these days but it seems to hit home when used.

 

[kotori]

he/she has a face like a bouquet of assholes

 

[Khadgar]

When did "cocksucker" become a word to describe a dirty old man?

"it's not a disgusting man, it's a WONDERFUL woman!!!" - George Carlin

 

[GuyJD]

BEING THE SMARTASS THAT I AM

One evening, while working as a cashier at Eckerd Drugs in my hometown, I was stocking up the front area. A coworker of mine was complimenting a customer's tattoo and I told the guy that I've always wanted to get a bicep tattoo on my left arm. He complimented my idea. I guess the coworker didn't like having the attention diverted to my arms so she told me, "Well first you have to get some biceps, Guy." Now that was a silly suggestion since every customer in her line saw my shirt sleeves rolled up to reveil my 21' arms. So being that she often wore her hair in braids, I replied, "Trust me, I have more biceps than you have real hair."
Needless to say, her face fell and every customer in her line died laughing. She tried to file a complaint on me for saying that but another coworker (and fellow smartass, like me) came to my aid and explained to our supervisor what happened.