What's your bed language?

[Lovepotion69]

Now, I don't exactly speak much in bed, but when I do it'll be in English. So far my partners have done the same. If I ever date a Swede, I'm worried I'll end up talking dirty in English, and he'll wonder if I'm trying to be a porn star or just being weird.

What's your bed language?

 

[Icingsugar]

Now, I don't exactly speak much in bed, but when I do it'll be in English. So far my partners have done the same. If I ever date a Swede, I'm worried I'll end up talking dirty in English, and he'll wonder if I'm trying to be a porn star or just being weird.

What's your bed language?

Body language.

My approach is to keep quiet and let the hands do the talking (Ok, that sounded a bit over the top, eh? ). I'd probably just say the wrong things anyway, and spoil the mood. So apart from the occational "Hun, that really hurts", I try to keep my mouth shut.

 

[pop_54]

Now, I don't exactly speak much in bed, but when I do it'll be in English. So far my partners have done the same. If I ever date a Swede, I'm worried I'll end up talking dirty in English, and he'll wonder if I'm trying to be a porn star or just being weird.

What's your bed language?

Umm usually a load of grunts and moans, with the grand finale cumming with a loud yell sometimes my dear

To be serious and she's going to kill me for making this public, we are actually very naughty OK truth filthy pair of bastards constant string of whispered obscenities and filth carrying on after the grand finale often

pops.............The pervert.

 

[Guest]

You're funny, Love. As you know, I love the phrase, "bed language", made me think of a whole new story. I wonder though at the difference between language spoken in bed and what one labels sex or dirty talk.

Anyway, my bed language is English, but I've had partners who spoke others. I've "heard" Russian, Greek, Cantonese, Japanese, Spanish (Mexican, Spanish, Cubano, Chilean and Bolivian), British English (Southern), Welsh and Irish English, Haitian, and Italian (incl. Sicilian, and Venetian). (Goodness, no French, Scandinavian or German speakers.)

I think that's it. I love being spoken to romantic and dirty in another language. Don't know why, esp. when I can't make out half. There's really only one dialect I long to hear in action, but it doesn't look that promising.

Note: I presume 'bed language' doesn't necessarily mean 'in' bed; I'm taking it as a euphemism for sex talk, right?

Thanks, Love.

Perdita

 

[Lauren Hynde]

My girlfriend is English, and that's the language we always use in bed (or the kitchen table, the lounge floor...)

With Portuguese partners, I'm just not very talkative. Moaning, yes. Other than that, it just seems... wrong... That's why I don't have any erotic stories in Portuguese posted and why I never read the ones that are.

 

[DirtyJJ]

My bed language is (American) English, and I do quite a bit of the dirty talking, especially when the hubby wants to hear a story while in bed. I looovve dirty talk and am trying to get my husband to do more.

Now if someone would speak some "bed language" to me in "British" English - that would really get me going...

 

[gauchecritic]

My bed language is (American) English, and I do quite a bit of the dirty talking, especially when the hubby wants to hear a story while in bed. I looovve dirty talk and am trying to get my husband to do more.

Now if someone would speak some "bed language" to me in "British" English - that would really get me going...

Well I know The* has an audio story posted. Or he spoke someone else's audio, or summink.

Gauche

*Otherwise called TheEarl. (He lets me call him The cos he's my mate.)

 

[littledarkling]

To be honest, my bed talk varies. Most often(I'm a sub, just so you understand that) my dom wouldn't allow words, only moans. When I do talk though, most of it is dirty english, although a few times I have accidentally slipped into German. Now that was funny... the first guy I did that with kept wanting me to translate and I didn't even realise I was speaking in German in the first place.

 

[destinie21]

You guys talk in bed?
I'm a polite kind of girl I don't talk with my mouth full.

 

[DirtyJJ]

Well I know The* has an audio story posted. Or he spoke someone else's audio, or summink.

Gauche

*Otherwise called TheEarl. (He lets me call him The cos he's my mate.)

That is a great idea Gauche; I will check it out.
Thanks

 

[DirtyJJ]

You guys talk in bed?
I'm a polite kind of girl I don't talk with my mouth full.

*laugh*
Very clever destinie.

 

[Guest]

You guys talk in bed? I'm a polite kind of girl I don't talk with my mouth full.

Ha, ha! Dest. That reminds me of one of two jokes I know. Bear with me.

A newly married couple were disowned by their parents for being two young and poor to marry. They had no money or possessions to speak of but were very much in love and happy to be together. They told their parents, "We will live off our love."

The husband left the next day to look for work and came home very late and empty-handed. The woman was sliding up and down the hallway banister completely nude and panting wildly. He stood there stunned and finally asked what was going on.

She replied, still gasping, "I'm heating up your supper."
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Should I be embarrassed? Don't tell me. Perdita

 

[destinie21]

That made me laugh. I don't get embareassed so I can't tell you if you should be or not.

 

[Vincent E]

Dirty. Very, very dirty.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

My bed language depends on the nationality of my lover. I've spoken Swedish, English, French and German in bed.

English sounds more natural, but Swedish is much more... naughty. I still have flashbacks of my ex, a really tough guy, part Nigerian, part Northern Swede, who talked dirty to me in bed, in Swedish, in a Northern dialect...

M find dialects hysterically funny, me, I get turned on by them. Especially when they're used by someone you don't expect using them, like a Nigerian/Swede with a snuff box, or a black body-building stripper from the province of Scania...

*sinks back in wet memories*

 

[Guest]

*sinks back in wet memories*

Woo, woo, Flicka. I'm sinking too.

out of breath, Perdita

 

[Icingsugar]

English sounds more natural, but Swedish is much more... naughty.

Definitely. If done right. However, if done wrong it can also sound quite ridculous, at least in my ears. I've broken down laughing mid-intercourse once or twice. Not very popular reaction, let me tell you.

...a black body-building stripper from the province of Scania...

Södertälje?

 

[gauchecritic]

Definitely. If done right. However, if done wrong it can also sound quite ridculous, at least in my ears. I've broken down laughing mid-intercourse once or twice. Not very popular reaction, let me tell you.


Södertälje?

Well anyone whispering "Hurdy gurdy, joken flurdy" in my ear would definitely not be arousing my interest.

Gauche (Who's accent can't be written to be conveyed without mentioning whippets or flat-clapsThough many have tried )

 

[Guest]

(Who's accent can't be written to be conveyed without mentioning whippets or flat-claps Though many have tried )

Give it a go, Yorkshire. Just a line or two for us girls needing a bit of squeak to get us through the day.

Purr

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Definitely. If done right. However, if done wrong it can also sound quite ridculous, at least in my ears. I've broken down laughing mid-intercourse once or twice. Not very popular reaction, let me tell you.


Södertälje?

Min fd hade en sån incident en gång. Han låg med en skånska, som hela tiden tjöt "Oooouuuuuuh, jag är så kaut!"

Han skrattade så han inte kunde fortsätta. Flickan blev sur, knuffade av honom, klädde på sig, och gick hem.

 

[champagne1982]

Min fd hade en sån incident en gång. Han låg med en skånska, som hela tiden tjöt "Oooouuuuuuh, jag är så kaut!"

Han skrattade så han inte kunde fortsätta. Flickan blev sur, knuffade av honom, klädde på sig, och gick hem.

That's exactly what I say during those orgasmic periods of speaking in tongues.....

Ever the pentecost...

 

[LorriLove]

Now, I don't exactly speak much in bed, but when I do it'll be in English. So far my partners have done the same. If I ever date a Swede, I'm worried I'll end up talking dirty in English, and he'll wonder if I'm trying to be a porn star or just being weird.

What's your bed language?

what ever it takes to get laid honey

 

[Icingsugar]

Min fd hade en sån incident en gång. Han låg med en skånska, som hela tiden tjöt "Oooouuuuuuh, jag är så kaut!"

Han skrattade så han inte kunde fortsätta. Flickan blev sur, knuffade av honom, klädde på sig, och gick hem.

E-x-a-k-t vad som hände mig.
Samma tjej?

 

[Icingsugar]

Re: Re: What's your bed language?

what ever it takes to get laid honey

Hands down the best reply so far.

 

[Lovepotion69]

Min fd hade en sån incident en gång. Han låg med en skånska, som hela tiden tjöt "Oooouuuuuuh, jag är så kaut!"

Han skrattade så han inte kunde fortsätta. Flickan blev sur, knuffade av honom, klädde på sig, och gick hem.

LMAO Oh my gosh, I can just see it before me! Jag har tack och lov inte råkat ut for liknande. Kan inte påstå att jag eller partners snackar mycket under sex...

I'm all for British, Irish, French, Italian and Spanish accents. Sigh...

Icing, what is considered "talking dirty the right way in Swedish"? I'll probably laugh if I hear someone do it to me...