What's Wrong With America....

[Chuckus]

Get rid of it all.......adopt a state cartoon.

well, we all already have one, it is called our State Governments.....damn I said that out loud didn't I?

 

[jcgirl]

LMAO

Get rid of it all.......adopt a state cartoon.

well, we all already have one, it is called our State Governments.....damn I said that out loud didn't I?

Florida will now be known as the "Itchy and Scratchy" state

 

[Chuckus]

Re: LMAO

Get rid of it all.......adopt a state cartoon.

well, we all already have one, it is called our State Governments.....damn I said that out loud didn't I?

Florida will now be known as the "Itchy and Scratchy" state

LMAO PMP............now what would NC be called? Rocky and Bullwinkle?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Does anyone know their State Bird?

Raise that middle finger. Welcome to New York.

 

[forgetunome]

ROTFLMAO....

Does anyone know their State Bird?

Raise that middle finger. Welcome to New York.

DCL...that is too good!!

*darn wish I'd have thought of that*

 

[Cheri]

Ohio -
State Bird: Cardinal
State Tree: Buckeye
State Flower: Carnation (yes we lack imagination)
State Song: Beautiful Ohio (see above)
State Rock Song: Hang on Sloopy (closer to cool, but damn there's still that whole problem with Cincinnati)

 

[KillerMuffin]

I-10

oh yeah, the nudie truck stops on I-95. They're full of naked women. Where's the naked guys? I want eye candy too!!

Why do men have strip clubs to hit and enjoy but us women have to wait until some only strips to the g-string revue hits town and takes over a club for a night or three? I want full throttle flesh baby, in your face shakin that thang nakedness. You can skip the large brass pole on the stage, that would probably hurt.

 

[Silverlily]

State bird - Oriole
State flower - Blackeye Susan
State dog - Bay Retriever
State tree - something with leaves
State song - should be "Highway to Hell" but they didn't ask me

 

[ManOSafety]

For Old Virginny...

State Bird: Cardinal (same for NC btw)
State Tree (and flower I think): Dogwood
State Song: Carry Me Back to Old Virginny (For the moment, getting kicked out, it's too racist)
State Insect (believe it or not): Tiger Swallowtail Butterfly

 

[Silverlily]

You have a state bug? Wow, and I thought having a state dog was overboard.

 

[ManOSafety]

Yeppers

A state bug, and lots of other state stuff too, but I have no idea what most of them are , I only know the bug because you can get it on a license plate.

BTW, do you know why it takes four Virginians to change a light bulb?

 

[Silverlily]

Do tell, I could go for a giggle right now. (It's my turn to be grumpy.)

 

[ManOSafety]

It takes four because..

You need one to change the bulb and three to stand around and talk about how grand the last bulb was .

(rut-roh, anything else I can do to help? I think I'm up to the task, hehehehehe)

 

[Silverlily]

Rut-roh Reorge!

Thanks Scooby, it's just one of those days when everything rubs the wrong way.

 

[ManOSafety]

But...

did ya like the funny?

And, I hope I never rub the Kitten the wrong way, at least I try not to do so, Kitty claws hurt too much when the scratch.

 

[Silverlily]

It was cute.

And you've never rubbed me the wrong way.

 

[ManOSafety]

Now

I just need to learn how to be like Johnny Gill and "rub you the right way" ;-)

 

[Silverlily]

Lol

You know what they say, practice makes purrr-fect.

 

[ManOSafety]

LOL

Hey, I like to practice

Just curious, wondering if I'd be a lunch/coffee type of person or if I need to practice there too.

 

[Silverlily]

I thought we were stroking my ego.

Of course you are a coffee/lunch person and you're not that far away either come to think of it.

 

[CW]

Re: For Old Virginny...

State Bird: Cardinal (same for NC btw)
State Tree (and flower I think): Dogwood
State Song: Carry Me Back to Old Virginny (For the moment, getting kicked out, it's too racist)
State Insect (believe it or not): Tiger Swallowtail Butterfly

State flower is golden rod,,, ICK!!!!!
State rock is proposed: blue stone

Gotta love PC in regards to the song.

 

[Silverlily]

N.C. right?

State rock is proposed: blue stone

I believe that stone is called apetite.

 

[ManOSafety]

Speaking of stroking...

lol, Does it help your ego any if I say I looked at two pics again and am considering stroking my......well, you know...


That's true though, MD and VA aren't that far apart.

 

[Silverlily]

Yes it does, thank you darlin.

 

[CW]

Re: N.C. right?

State rock is proposed: blue stone

I believe that stone is called apetite.

VA, dear,,, we are neighbors

You may be correct in the rock name,,, all I know is that it is ONLY found near Staunton along the Blue Ridge Parkway