Whats with all this depressing thread crap

[Dar~]

I wish that I had one place I could go where it wasn't so depressing. I want to hear everyone's uplifting stories and day to day happinesses. Come on share, make my day better.

 

[minsue]

I don't have to go back to work for three days, which is far too thrilling to me.

I'm heading to Cali Saturday to meet some lovely Litizens.

A wonderful woman made my day at lunch.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I got to go to the Maker's Mark Distillery, which is one of my favorite drinks, and seeing how they make it only reinforced my enjoyment of the stuff.

And there was a stone cold gorgeous hottie there that day too.

 

[Dar~]

I get to get ou tof my house and go midnight grocery shopping with one of my best friends! This is good news b/c the Hubby is starting school tomorrow and I will be in my house with the kids forever after for 6 weeks.

 

[English Lady]

this morning the sun is shining, my little girl is off to her Nanna's for the weekend and I know Hubby and I can have some much needed us time. I'll see my sister too and i've been worrying about her, seeing her willdefinitely make me feel better and might help her too

Counting your blessings is a good to do

 

[SnoopDog]

Yesterday evening, from 10.30 p.m. to 1.30 a.m. I spent the entire night with sitting by a fountain in a romantic place, kissing, groping, fondling and hugging.

'twas great.

Snoopy

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I've been accepted into the University!

This fall, and 3 years onward, I'm gonna be studying computer programming!

 

[Seattle Zack]

Well, dumb single moms are always good for a chuckle....

Stupid Breeder Cow Sues, Assuming her Life is Worth Something

A listener is suing a radio station she said promised her a new Hummer H2 and instead gave her a remote-controlled model as an April Fools' Day prank.

Shannon Castillo, 25, sued Taft radio station KBDS "The Play" 103.9 after it presented her the toy car for winning a weeklong "contest" in which listeners were supposed to track the number of miles two H2s traveled around town. DJs at the station gave regular updates on the vehicles' supposed travels.

She said she hired a baby sitter for her two children so she could arrive at the station at 6 a.m. on the day of the giveaway, April 1. After she waited for two hours, she said, a DJ pulled up in the back of a truck and handed her and another listener remote-controlled toy cars.

 

[erise]

I strolled the streets of London, waiting for my company to get off work, when I overheard a conversation between a little boy, maybe 7 yeras old, and his father.

"I'm hungry, dad."

"Yeah, me too. Let's go and eat lunch. What do you want? Hamburgers?"

"No way! If I keep eating at Mc Donalds, I'll end up looking like you."

 

[lil_elvis]

Brought 2 of my kids to work on Wednesday. They're 12 & 14 and helped sort out the mess in the storage area. Did a great job, worked all day and no whining! (Okay, I did pay them).

On Thursday, both of the women who work with me, said what great kids they are and that my wife and I must be very goods parents.

 

[TheEarl]

This fall, and 3 years onward, I'm gonna be studying computer programming!

This is not a good thing. Run while you still can!

Vella and I can tell you just how evil computing courses are.

The Earl

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

. . . A listener is suing a radio station she said promised her a new Hummer H2 and instead gave her a remote-controlled model as an April Fools' Day prank. . . .

This might not be such a good joke for the radio station.

It all depends upon the wording of the promotional announcements run by the station — perhaps even a bad comment by one of their disc jockeys, if they can find it on the stations off-air recording.

Where I grew up, a station ran a $10,000. Contest to run during the two weeks that the book (ratings) was out. When the first winner was handed $1,000. he complained. From his interpretation of the promotional announcements, he had assumed a winner would get $10,000. The radio station had intended to give out ten $1,000 prizes throughout the two weeks.

They checked the copy, and the writer had goofed. The $10,000. total prize was mentioned often, but nowhere did it mention that was the accumulated worth of all the prizes. What they had SAID was you could win $10,000. not you could be one of ten $1,000. winners.

Either they gave the guy $10,000.reneged on the wording of the contest, and got slapped with a nasty lawsuit, or give out ten, $10,000. prizes.

The radio station settled with the winner, stopped the contest, and fired the promotional writer.


How this story fits into this thread is, that one person’s bad news often is another person’s good news.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

This is not a good thing. Run while you still can!

Vella and I can tell you just how evil computing courses are.

The Earl

Seeing as you fail to see the greatness of Harry Potter, you understand that your word weighs very little, right?

 

[Dar~]

So, My friend bought me a manicure to celebrate three weeks of not biting my nails and they look awsome. I also have gone down a clothing size. I used to only be able to fit into a 24 in Walmart brand Jeans and I bought a 22 today and look stunning.

 

[minsue]

I've been accepted into the University!

This fall, and 3 years onward, I'm gonna be studying computer programming!

WHOOP!!!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Seeing as you fail to see the greatness of Harry Potter, you understand that your word weighs very little, right?

Svenskaflicka is planning to become the developer of Prestidigitaltation!

 

[LeahLo519]

I'm with my boy...nothing could make my happier than that.

 

[raphy]

Seeing as you fail to see the greatness of Harry Potter, you understand that your word weighs very little, right?

No no, trust him, it's evil.

Of course, I fail to see the greatness in a kid who gets saved by the Deux Ex Machina, too

 

[Svenskaflicka]

AND I've been prescribed sick leave by a doctor today - I'll get to stay home and nurse myself back to health for a whole month! Normally they just give you 2 weeks, but I got a month! No calling whining bitches and morons up to sell things they don't want, no more boss yelling at me because I'm not selling enough - just stay at home, relax, go to the beach, visit M or my parents or B, surf the net, play CIV, cuddle with kitty, read and re-read HBP, and wait for school to start in the fall...

 

[raphy]

Jealous? Me?

Well, maybe a little....

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Svenskaflicka is planning to become the developer of Prestidigitaltation!

That has a nice ring to it...