What's this? Clinton jokes from India...

[p_p_man]

After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up with a phrase to describe the Clinton Era. It will be called:

SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES.

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The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton
has proven you CAN get sex from Aides.

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Jennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was
anything like Monica Lewinski's. She replied, "Close, but no
cigar."

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Did you know that Clinton had asked to change the Democratic seal from a donkey to a condom? It represents inflation, halts
production, and gives you a false sense of security while you are
being screwed.

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Washington has come up with a solution for the Clinton situation.
They added an 11th commandment: "Thou shall not put thy rod in thy staff."

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Finally! Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortune teller who
intoned, "Prepare to become a widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent death!"

Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
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[WriterDom]

Tony Blair joke from Uzbekistan








A teacher of Religious Education has just begun a new job in an opted out high school in the London Borough of Islington.

She decides to go right back to basics. "Now then class," she says "Can anyone tell me who made the world?"

A little boy sticks up his hand. "Please Miss, Tony Blair," he says politiely.

The teacher assumes that she hadn't phrased the question clearly enough, and repeats it. "According to the Bible," she says "Who was it who created the heavens and the earth in six days and six nights?"

Another boy sticks up his hand. "It was Tony Blair!" he insists.

"No, let me try again," says the teacher. "According to your Creed, who is it who is the maker of everything that is, seen and unseen?"

A little girl at the back of the classroom raises her hand nervously. "God," she says "It was God who created the universe."

The rest of the lesson passes off without incident, but as the children are leaving, the teacher overhears one of them say "Well., that's another bloody Tory moved into the nieghbourhood."

 

[Pokerman]

HA HA HA
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I don't get it.... lol

 

[p_p_man]

LOL

I've just got to pass that one on...and I know just the person who'll enjoy it...