What's the worst.....

[*Eve*]

Sexual experience you have ever had?

I was just on the phone with a girlfriend of mine who was telling me that she had just had sex with a guy who barked like a dog the whole time they did it. Wierd stuff. It got me to thinking about some of the bad experiences I've had before. I've had a few but the one that sticks out in my mind is this guy I had the hugest crush on, and I had wanted him for months. One night he takes me out to this S&M club. We're making out on the dance floor and he's getting me all hot. To make a long story short, we go back to his place, and we start at it. I happen to look at the clock as he penetrates me. I blink and it's over. Not a minute had passed. He had talked a lot of shit and got me worked up and he didn't even last a minute! WTF. I think it's a fluke, so we try it again later and same thing happens, he doesn't last a minute, at that point I got up and left. He had the nerve to call me ask if he were the best that I ever had!!


tell me about your worst experience.

 

[Blackbich]

OMG, *eve*, isn't that the worst???

Mine was with the first guy I had ever been with. Long story short...he didn't believe I was a virgin, it was painful and he was a minute man on top of it. I was with butt-munch man for almost three years. Boy was I stupid.

 

[*Eve*]

OMG, *eve*, isn't that the worst???

Mine was with the first guy I had ever been with. Long story short...he didn't believe I was a virgin, it was painful and he was a minute man on top of it. I was with butt-munch man for almost three years. Boy was I stupid.

well since that was you're first time, you didn't have much comparison, I guess what made my experience so bad was that he had been building me up to it for a couple of months

 

[WickedEve]

My worst sexual experience lasted 15 years and I now refer to that bad fuck as my ex.

 

[Nora]

Let's see...I don't think I can pick just one.

The one who called me by my friend's name and then (after I threw him offa me...literally) said, "What? Do you want me to go down on you or something?" was a relatively unpleasant experience.

Then there's the ones who were too drunk. Those sucked. And not in the good way.

Personally, a minute-man wouldn't bother me as long as he uh..ya know. Made up for it in other ways.

 

[Blackbich]

well since that was you're first time, you didn't have much comparison, I guess what made my experience so bad was that he had been building me up to it for a couple of months

lol...well, yeah, there was that.

Originally postged by WickedEve
My worst sexual experience lasted 15 years and I now refer to that bad fuck as my ex.

As soon as I saw you had posted to this thread, I knew I was in for some funny as hell comment from you.

Thank you for giving me one hell of a laugh, lady!

 

[P. B. Walker]

Well, I have had a few "not so great" sexual experiences, but I would say the worst was with my last long term relationship. I remember have sex once when we were having problems, and I was so not into it that I had serious concerns if I would be able to cum. And it didn't help that she'd already gotten hers and had that look on her face like she was either counting ceiling tiles or was wondering what color to paint the walls. Definitely the worst sexual experience.

PBW

 

[Blackbich]

Let's see...I don't think I can pick just one.

The one who called me by my friend's name and then (after I threw him offa me...literally) said, "What? Do you want me to go down on you or something?" was a relatively unpleasant experience.

Then there's the ones who were too drunk. Those sucked. And not in the good way.

Personally, a minute-man wouldn't bother me as long as he uh..ya know. Made up for it in other ways.

EEWWWWW....How do you not know you're calling out someone else's name. DAMN, that's fucked up right there.

I don't know about eve's minute man but mine didn't believe in foreplay so it really sucked.

 

[Eumenides]

I can't go into detail or I'll puke. But I'll say this:

There was serious rugburn, nipple bleeding, and Susanne Somers in a thighmaster commercial in the background.

It was horrible.

 

[Nora]

EEWWWWW....How do you not know you're calling out someone else's name. DAMN, that's fucked up right there.

I don't know about eve's minute man but mine didn't believe in foreplay so it really sucked.

lol hell if I know. He'd managed to remember my name 'til orgasm, then seemed to get us confused in his afterglow.

If they don't believe in fore-or-afterplay, then minutemen must be punished severely.

 

[*Eve*]

EEWWWWW....How do you not know you're calling out someone else's name. DAMN, that's fucked up right there.

I don't know about eve's minute man but mine didn't believe in foreplay so it really sucked.

well, my minute man tried a little foreplay, but here's another twist to that story, he tried to used a vibrating toy on me that looked like it still had the crust on it from another woman. I wanted to gag.

 

[Nora]

well, my minute man tried a little foreplay, but here's another twist to that story, he tried to used a vibrating toy on me that looked like it still had the crust on it from another woman. I wanted to gag.

OMG! GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Emoodie, from the original description, it sounds like a jolly good night to me!! well, except for the whole thighmaster/suzanne sommers part, of course!

 

[Eumenides]

Oh, and his name was Brad. As someone wise said once, nothing good can come of someone named Brad.

*ducks and runs for cover*

 

[Eumenides]

OMG! GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Emoodie, from the original description, it sounds like a jolly good night to me!! well, except for the whole thighmaster/suzanne sommers part, of course!

I think I could have handled the rest, but for the commercial.


Then there was the night i put a hole in my wall with my heel, and cracked my head on the window sill, but that wasn't terrible.

 

[HighSchoolJock]

yo scotty aint never had no bad experience hes usually the ebst sex any girl ever had this one time i hooked up with this beeotch on her rug and we slid all over it and she really got off when i bit her nipples plus the whole time i was watching tv i got to cream thinking about that threes companys girls thighs why you ask cause SCOTTY IS DA MAN

 

[*Eve*]

I think I could have handled the rest, but for the commercial.


Then there was the night i put a hole in my wall with my heel, and cracked my head on the window sill, but that wasn't terrible.

like rough sex huh?

 

[Rambrat]

where do you find these guys?

 

[Nora]

Oh, and his name was Brad. As someone wise said once, nothing good can come of someone named Brad.

*ducks and runs for cover*

Silly widget.

The other night, the one with the heel through the wall, was funny as hell. At the time anyway.

 

[Eumenides]

yo scotty aint never had no bad experience hes usually the ebst sex any girl ever had this one time i hooked up with this beeotch on her rug and we slid all over it and she really got off when i bit her nipples plus the whole time i was watching tv i got to cream thinking about that threes companys girls thighs why you ask cause SCOTTY IS DA MAN

BRAD???!????

OMG...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Say it ain't so, Joe!

 

[HotxXxReader]

I never really had any bad sex, sex is good in general as long you get it regularly when needed its good sex But i guess if i had to say the worst sex i ever had is with my 3rd boyfriend he barely lasted 6 minutes and came

 

[Eumenides]

Silly widget.

The other night, the one with the heel through the wall, was funny as hell. At the time anyway.

It was hillarious. He was a good guy for a little while.

 

[Blackbich]

yo scotty aint never had no bad experience hes usually the ebst sex any girl ever had this one time i hooked up with this beeotch on her rug and we slid all over it and she really got off when i bit her nipples plus the whole time i was watching tv i got to cream thinking about that threes companys girls thighs why you ask cause SCOTTY IS DA MAN

They must not be too choosy if they're willing to settle for ebst sex.

 

[Rubyfruit]

The most memorably worst was a guy who sweat so badly that I was literally drenched by the end, and unfortunately, it wasn't a quickie.

 

[Blackbich]

well, my minute man tried a little foreplay, but here's another twist to that story, he tried to used a vibrating toy on me that looked like it still had the crust on it from another woman. I wanted to gag.

EEWWWWWW!!!!!!

Okay, that's VERY, VERY gross. You should have beat him over the head with that vibrator...

 

[sweet soft kiss]

This was the worst....

Been seeing this guy for awhile.. and one night we were having sex... and I reached down to help myself along... hadn't done that in his prescence before... and he got off of me, slapped me in the face and called me a "whore"... I got out of bed and threw his clothes at him and ran his naked but out of the door...