What's the worst thing you can say to someone during sex?

[Miss_Pixie]

The Best one I could come up with was, "Happy birthday Grandma!"

I guess it applies unless it is your grandma...

 

[sr71plt]

I think we had one of those long threads going on for a while on that question. I'd think it would be "Has it started yet?"

 

[Loring2]

Man that was quick.

 

[jayce1066]

I can see up your nose from here.

 

[Xelebes]

"Can you let the dog in? I'm getting cold."

 

[sadangel]

Is it in yet?
You mean you already came, I didn't realize.
Oh James (When you are having sex with Steve, your husband) you are SO good.
What, again? Didn't we just do this last night? Whatever.

 

[kromen]

Hi Mom. Nah, I'm not busy, what can I do for you?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Sweety, what was the name of that dermatologist your sister told you about?

 

[nitaspankin]

......

 

[Kat73]

No thanks, I don't smoke...Oh, that's your dick *giggles*...

 

[squarejohn]

Someone else's name.

 

[JackLuis]

"Uha, your not allergic to antibiotics are you?"

 

[Darkniciad]

Medical Love Song

 

[Carnevil9]

"Is it supposed to be that color?"

 

[Carnevil9]

"This is the way your sister likes it."

 

[Selena_Kitt]

"This is the way your sister likes it."

"This is the way your mother likes it"....

 

[Kat73]

Looks like a dick, only smaller...

 

[BBV22]

Move your head, I'm going to fart.

Before anybody jumps down my throat, in my defence this actually happened.

 

[fuckwaffle]

so you ever been to the grand canyon?

 

[Carnevil9]

"Let's not tell your Mother about this...."

 

[Carnevil9]

"You don't sweat much for a fat girl....."

 

[R. Richard]

Does your husband like to peer into bedroom windows from outside?

 

[Stella_Omega]

No thanks, I don't smoke...Oh, that's your dick *giggles*...

"You don't sweat much for a fat girl....."

The two of you should get along great together!

 

[TMNT_FAN]

WOW! My friends were right. YOU DO have small boobs...

THIS WAS NEVER EVER SAID TO PIXIE... (she has bigger boobs and more class than that)

 

[Stella_Omega]

WOW! My friends were right. YOU DO have small boobs...

THIS WAS NEVER EVER SAID TO PIXIE... (she has bigger boobs and more class than that)

Is she supposed to be insulted because her boobs are small, or because someone else besides you has seen them?


Just wondering.