What's the weirdest thing you've ever shoved into your pussy?

[Ginny]

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i was just surfing some pics....and this girly surely looks a lil blase as she pushes that big ole bottle in.....and you know...i've seen lots of gross stuff...bottles, fists....you know those trashy porn gallery type pics.....

but i know there are times....it's happened to me....when you just get so frantic playing with your pussy that you need something phallc-like in you....dildo not at hand...so you have to improvise....

let's see....i've used a plastic toy banana (it hurt, sharp edges)....at work i've used a marker, gluestick, lil bottle of stamp pad ink...hmmm.....what else have i shoved up there?....oh....a long time ago a lil cucumber.....not one of those big daddy cucumbers...a lil one.....i'd put a rubber over it....and it actually felt quite nice.....


soooo...anyway....what's the weirdest thing you've ever put in your pussy?

 

[Kitte]

There once was this really freaky guy from Colorado....

There are somethings even I wont share with all of lit...but I will say some of the things you mentioned sound vaguely familer.

 

[tortoise]

"This one time, at band camp..."

(edited to correct the penetrating instrument in question; those pesky woodwinds can be confusing, I tell ya)

 

[yuppietowngirl]

drum sticks, carpet knife (blade not exposed of course), sunglasses, pens, ornaments (had that used on me)...that is all I can remember. Oh and various veggies...

 

[LacyLady]

Hmmmm.....i would have to say.....end of a brush once.....was quite nice....lol.....

 

[peachykeen]

His name was Dave. Man, was he weird.

 

[tastygroove]

drum sticks,

Vic Firth or Colonel Sanders?

 

[Ginny]

"This one time, at band camp..."

now baby....since i know you don't have a pussy.......i'm presuming that went into your...ummm.....lil turtle butt.....didn't the reed give you splinters?


<giggling>


and you know...Texan is gonna be saying, "Hot diggity damn. I knew it. I just knew it. I'm never wrong. That tortoise creature is a woman. She's Ginny. And she slipped up. Confessing about shoving her clarinet into her vagina. Sexually crude I know. But I'm my way to Bible Class and just happened upon this thread. I knew it. Yippeeeee ki yay! I was right."

 

[tortoise]

Vic Firth or Colonel Sanders?

Finger lickin' good!

 

[Ginny]

Hmmmm.....i would have to say.....end of a brush once.....was quite nice....lol.....

ooohh yeah, lace...i've done the end of a brush before....then pulled it out....rubbed clit with the wet end...yummmm....

 

[SlipperyKitten]

I would have to say a mop handle

 

[Lilith/Eve]

I stuck my switchblade into a pussy once. Mouthy cunt just wouldn't leave it alone.

Oh right. I see what you meant. My mistake.

 

[yuppietowngirl]

Vic Firth or Colonel Sanders?

hehehe the Vic Firth variety...not sure which ones...didn't care at that time. Just was always curious...so tried it one day *s*

 

[LacyLady]

lmao......the bandcamp thing made me think of this......lol....." i got disconnected, are you still fucking my pussy?"

 

[tastygroove]

hehehe the Vic Firth variety...not sure which ones...didn't care at that time. Just was always curious...so tried it one day *s*

Either way, they were finger lickin' good I bet.

 

[weed]

Boy, do I feel tame.

Spice bottle.

No...not the cayenne.

 

[yuppietowngirl]

Oh and I did forget...tried my cell phone once. But unfortunately no one called...so didn't get to try the vibrating function on it hehehe

 

[Shiner]

Last girlfriend used a shampoo bottle, theres one on the market at the moment that is very phalic.......disturbingly I noticed my sister use's that brand of shampoo as well.

 

[glamorilla]

i would have to say straight men.

 

[Kitte]

Last girlfriend used a shampoo bottle, theres one on the market at the moment that is very phalic.......disturbingly I noticed my sister use's that brand of shampoo as well.

Erm...what kind? Just curious of course. Because ummm I am looking for a new shampoo...thats it..yup thats it...

 

[Shiner]

Erm...what kind? Just curious of course. Because ummm I am looking for a new shampoo...thats it..yup thats it...

I can't remember the name but you can't miss the bottle it looks like a 20mm shell........might be Tony Guy......or something with the name Mitchell on it ?

 

[Lancecastor]

4 Things....

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1. Doesn't the woman in the photo look a bit like SLG to you?

2. Isn't the woman in the photo actually taking a leak?

3. Therefore, shouldn't this thread be called "Things I Have Pissed In?"

4. If so...A large empty Tim Horton coffee cup on the 401. Overfilled it in error, which, er, pissed me off.

Lance

 

[Ginny]

oh my goodness....there is a resemblance there, Lance...

and by God...you're right Mr. Castor.....that girl is peepeeing.....good eye.....are you into peepee stuff?

we may need to make a thread for sweet lovetoread.....weeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[TWB]

She looks a little dissapointed in her choice of objects.

 

[Silverluna]

I have done the coke bottle....the condom covered hairbrush...and the ice cube....(i was desperate)