What's the ugliest part of your body?

VeraGem

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Any thoughts?

(Careful - it could be a trick question...)
 
not really a part of my body, but my eyebrows. and i dont have a uni, just that they're a bit bushy. unlike with women, a guy plucking his eyebrows is not a good thing!
 
Some say your nose, some say your toes -

I think it's your mind...

(Nothing personal, I'm having a strange mood-day.)

:rose: :D :rose:
 
The upper part of my back on the left side. It has a seven inch gnarly scar accross it and a big raised puncture wound that healed into scar material. It is now a pinkish white color of scar.

It is a stab wound. Not good.
 
From the chin up.

I have a head like a pig dog.
Which is why i do the whole body thing.
People dont offten look past my breasts.

I have icky nondescript hazel eyes,more often than not floating on a sea of red.
My skin is pastey and washed out,wrinkles and crows feet are everywhere.
My nose is my mothers fault,kinda on the large side,though not monstrous.
And i have awful teeth.


I'm such a fucking babe i could spew.
Ha.
 
at the tender age of 36.....nose hair...I mean wher in the fuck does this shit come from.....think I will go get my weed wacker:cool:
 
My right big toe.

The nail need clipping. My mother saw it last weekend and cried out- "Good god, would you trim that thing?"

"But ma," I replied, "I am growing an organic guitar pick."
 
riff said:
My right big toe.

The nail need clipping. My mother saw it last weekend and cried out- "Good god, would you trim that thing?"

"But ma," I replied, "I am growing an organic guitar pick."


thanks riff I just spit coffee all over my screen
 
So who is going to be the first to say their dick??????Ugly little mothers are'nt they......
 
nzwookie said:
So who is going to be the first to say their dick??????Ugly little mothers are'nt they......
dont look at em as ugly look at them as "multifunction taskmasters":D
 
Honeygirl said:
What are you trying to tell us sweetie? :)

Haha just repeating the most common excuse i have heard from ladies who do'nt give blowjobs-----Personally i like mine:D
 
nzwookie wrote...
Haha just repeating the most common excuse i have heard from ladies who do'nt give blowjobs-----Personally i like mine


There are woman out there who don't like giving head?

Can't understand that - at all!!!

Glad you like your knob though - :D
 
Laurel said:
The little toe on my right foot.

Both my little toes. When I was a kid, I could never wear the really pretty, shiny shoes because I have a real high arch on my feet. So I used to try on shoes and when my mom would press on the tip to see where my toes reached, I would curl my toes up and pretend they fit fine. I warped my poor little toes beyond repair. Now they are ugly. :(
 
My belly, but having kids tend to do that :(

but it is a minor bad for two great joy!!!
 
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