What's the sexiest thing you did in 2012?

[beachin_it]

Tell us about your best or dirtiest or funniest sexcapade of 2012.

 

[BotanyBoy]

I sat in a bath tub of blue paint and jerked off until all inch and a half of my dick was bleeding from the chafe......

 

[RoryN]

Tell us about your best or dirtiest or funniest sexcapade of 2012.

My nephew died of cancer.

 

[Beco]

I jerked off in front of a mirror

 

[killallhippies]

that hooker i killed in newark for touching my sneakers.

 

[BotanyBoy]

I dubbed whole kernel corn "poop confetti" then I threw my very own ticker tape parade.

 

[mdb913]

This won't compare to anyone else, but I did lose my virginity this year.

 

[RobDownSouth]

This won't compare to anyone else, but I did lose my virginity this year.

Best 30 seconds of your life, right?

 

[mdb913]

More like a generally-adequate two hours. Doesn't mean it wasn't fun.

 

[killallhippies]

two hours of bad sex? yeah. sounds like a total blast.

 

[Beco]

Best 30 seconds of your life, right?

cock meets vagina, bam!

 

[Beco]

This won't compare to anyone else, but I did lose my virginity this year.

Hope he wore protection