What's the rudest question you have ever been asked?

[welatshaw]

Asking rude (naughty, leading, whatever) questions while hiding behind the internet is easy. But what's the rudest question you've ever been asked in person?

 

[Asian_Flower]

In these exact words...." is your cunt as tiny as you?"

 

[lighterman75]

hmm...rude? maybe. leading? probably. Forward? yes:
"do you want to come to my room and fuck me? I'm sure your girlfriend wouldnt mind"

 

[vibes]

hmm...rude? maybe. leading? probably. Forward? yes:
"do you want to come to my room and fuck me? I'm sure your girlfriend wouldnt mind"

Was she being ironic or how would she assume that?

 

[lighterman75]

Was she being ironic or how would she assume that?

she didnt do irony, so i think she was being serious. this was 20 years ago mind, so rose tinted hindsight glasses .
not sure why, but for some reason it has stuck in my mind.

 

[welatshaw]

hmm...rude? maybe. leading? probably. Forward? yes:
"do you want to come to my room and fuck me? I'm sure your girlfriend wouldnt mind"

Was the person asking anywhere near right?, I mean would the gf have minded?

 

[PopoJeff]

In these exact words...." is your cunt as tiny as you?"

I wasn't there to hear it, but maybe they meant it as a compliment? Just trying to look on the positive side of things.

 

[lighterman75]

Was the person asking anywhere near right?, I mean would the gf have minded?

Foolishly, I never asked the question. The girl who asked was a bit of a goer, and by her own admission gave a damn good blowjob. Why did I say no? what a fool!

 

[CharlieGG]

Foolishly, I never asked the question. The girl who asked was a bit of a goer, and by her own admission gave a damn good blowjob. Why did I say no? what a fool!

Ha ha, some buddies of mine and I sat around one night over beers telling our worst "what the fuck was I thinking?" non-sex stories.

We all have them, the ones when you look back and say "Soooooo, she showed up in nothing but an overcoat saying her boyfriend was out of town and I said "No" because... ????"

 

[celticwolf]

Ha ha, some buddies of mine and I sat around one night over beers telling our worst "what the fuck was I thinking?" non-sex stories.

We all have them, the ones when you look back and say "Soooooo, she showed up in nothing but an overcoat saying her boyfriend was out of town and I said "No" because... ????"

Exactly. I was quite the knight in shining armor back then. I turned down a couple of girls just because I didn't want to hurt another girl's feelings. *sigh ...

 

[RuReal]

Funny enough it was my mother who asked it.
"Is the baby yours?" I laughed at her because the answer was no and I have not a clue where she would get the idea from.

 

[lighterman75]

Exactly. I was quite the knight in shining armor back then. I turned down a couple of girls just because I didn't want to hurt another girl's feelings. *sigh ...

Same here. The innocence of youth.

 

[VintageBoo]

Are your lips down there as puffy as the lips on your face.

 

[ErinTheSlut]

I was once asked "How many men have you fucked?" which doesn't sound so bad. Except for the fact that the person that asked me was my dad. #awkward

 

[Que]

In these exact words...." is your cunt as tiny as you?"

Wait, that was rude? Sorry, Asia.

 

[elphaba69]

Why aren't you on birth control?

 

[BongoGal]

It's happened a few times that other women have had reason to think that I'd know and have asked me to comment on the size of some guy's penis. I make it perfectly clear that I don't gossip about such things.

 

[welatshaw]

I was once asked "How many men have you fucked?" which doesn't sound so bad. Except for the fact that the person that asked me was my dad. #awkward

Did you tell him?

 

[welatshaw]

Why aren't you on birth control?

Did you reply?

 

[ErinTheSlut]

Did you tell him?

No. My family has always been quite open when it comes to talking about sex, but that was going a bit far! Besides, as liberal as he claims to be, if he knew the full extent of my misadventures I think he might blush

 

[BBWparamedic]

I was asked "I guess since your a fat girl, you only date black guys?"

 

[bigdog469_2000]

I was asked "I guess since your a fat girl, you only date black guys?"

Damn! That is rude. Was he just trying to get a date or something? Or was he that retarded?

 

[BBWparamedic]

Damn! That is rude. Was he just trying to get a date or something? Or was he that retarded?

To be honest, I think he was just very drunk and pissed because I wasn't giving him any play. But I think I really pissed him off by telling him, "No I date women and I just fuck black guys"

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Wow... what a jackass. Your comeback is priceless, though. hahaha

 

[MrEd63]

I was once asked "How many men have you fucked?" which doesn't sound so bad. Except for the fact that the person that asked me was my dad. #awkward

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