What's the point of having an alt, if everybody knows who you are?

[RobDownSouth]

Whhhhy is this still going on?


Lets face it. Everyone's a big shot on the internet. I will never get it. Why is there a need to make like 10 different Lit profiles all for one person?
Some people are so obvious too. Like we couldn't tell it was you with your 50 000 posts...
Get over yourselves and under a hot woman.
Or behind.

I'd like to be under a hot woman right now, but unlike the vast majority of my detractors, I have a job.

This job comes with a corner office, and open windows on two sides is not very conducive to romantic liaisons. Plus my admin might frown on this sort of shenanigans. She's rather conservative.

So that leaves me with Lit to abuse myself. um..."amuse" myself! AMUSE!

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Damn. I've seen people prepare a meal for the trolls, but this is a Golden Corral buffet.

Every time I visit my home town in Oklahoma, I insist on going to Golden Corral. I get there at about 11 am so that breakfast is out, yet lunch is trickling out too. Then I eat a ridiculous amount of bacon, eggs, fried chicken, sausage and gravy, tacos, has browns until I feel like I am going to vomit. It's the one time per year that I eat like a disgusting pig. Golden Corral is so delicious.

OK let's get back to the arguing over alts....

 

[Ardent1]

I think some do it to 'switch gears'. Going to an alt may help you focus on writing rather than play. Some think of it as compartmentalization.

 

[zipman]

Listen. I'm only gonna say this once. I haven’t created any alts using my RobDownSouth alt. None. Nada. Zipp (yes, I'm Zipman as well, a Hanns alt I've kept around.)

So let it go!

Pookie, please tell me you use my alt when you fap.

 

[Pookie]

Pookie, please tell me you use my alt when you fap.

That or my Just Pet alt. Those are quality alts for fapping with.