What's the one sex toy you absolutely couldn't live without?
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KillerMuffin
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Problem child! 
Oasis690
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I've used toys on women, but never had them used on me...so I don't know what I am missing.
I will say that there are some vinyl dog toys that can do a fine job as sex toys if you are ever in a pet shop and you suddenly can't resist...
but that's a story for another time.
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I will say that there are some vinyl dog toys that can do a fine job as sex toys if you are ever in a pet shop and you suddenly can't resist...
but that's a story for another time.
Here is a link to my profile/stories: http://literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=49694
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Oasis690
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if you insist...
I used to manage pet supply stores for a big chain. Well, for some reason it didn't matter what store they transferred me to, there was always some hot babe who was horny.
One woman, in particular, claimed she could take anything up there. We were in the back room after work one night, and after we were in the throws of passion, she said she wanted to show me how much she could take.
I went and found a big vinyl pencil dog toy. It was about 12" long, but it was so thick. She was thrilled, and before I knew it she had taken it all inside of her and I was amazed to see it disappear in her. All gone. I stared at my average size cock and thought of an old line, "it is like a tic-tac in an ocean."
I learned firsthand later that she was into dildo's, vibrators, handcuffs, whipped cream. You name it, she wanted to use it.
On a similar theme, I once had a hot blonde in another store beg me to have sex with her right then. We were in another store's backroom, the store was closed, and we were alone.
The store had just recieved a delivery, so there was basically no room to walk. We ended up screwing on a pallet of 40lb bags of Iams Chunks dog food. Not that romantic, but she was wetter than I had ever seen in my life.
Pet store employees seem to have a lot of sex, for some reason.
I used to manage pet supply stores for a big chain. Well, for some reason it didn't matter what store they transferred me to, there was always some hot babe who was horny.
One woman, in particular, claimed she could take anything up there. We were in the back room after work one night, and after we were in the throws of passion, she said she wanted to show me how much she could take.
I went and found a big vinyl pencil dog toy. It was about 12" long, but it was so thick. She was thrilled, and before I knew it she had taken it all inside of her and I was amazed to see it disappear in her. All gone. I stared at my average size cock and thought of an old line, "it is like a tic-tac in an ocean."
I learned firsthand later that she was into dildo's, vibrators, handcuffs, whipped cream. You name it, she wanted to use it.
On a similar theme, I once had a hot blonde in another store beg me to have sex with her right then. We were in another store's backroom, the store was closed, and we were alone.
The store had just recieved a delivery, so there was basically no room to walk. We ended up screwing on a pallet of 40lb bags of Iams Chunks dog food. Not that romantic, but she was wetter than I had ever seen in my life.
Pet store employees seem to have a lot of sex, for some reason.
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KillerMuffin said:Problem child!
*In my best Elvis voice*
Have I Told You Lately That I Love You?
Have I told you lately that I love you?
Could I tell you once again somehow?
Have I told with all my heart and soul how I adore you?
Well, darling, I'm telling you now.
Have I told you lately when I'm sleeping,
Every dream I dream is you somehow?
Have I told you why the nights are long
When you're not with me?
Well, darling, I'm telling you now.
My heart would break in two if I should lose you.
I'm no good without you, anyhow.
And have I told you lately that I love you?
Well, darling, I'm telling you now.
My heart would break in two if I should lose you.
I'm no good without you, anyhow.
And have I told you lately that I love you?
Well, darling, I'm telling you now.
Willing and Unsure
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my hunny... cuz he sure doesnt mind me doing all the licking and the sucking and the swallowing
The one sex toy that I couldn't live with out?
Well I guess I could live without it/them, but I'd say my fingers. Just think, you can take them anywhere.
That's if were talking Masturbatory items anyway, besides that please give me a willing cock to play with
Well I guess I could live without it/them, but I'd say my fingers. Just think, you can take them anywhere.
That's if were talking Masturbatory items anyway, besides that please give me a willing cock to play with
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well my name better be donna or lisa's in trouble ... i didnt even know that she posted on this thread hmm when did she do that
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well my name better be donna or lisa's in trouble
... i didnt even know that she posted on this thread hmm when did she do that 
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Oh my.....after much thought,it would have to be the wonderful shower massager.
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