What's the most you've ever spent on sex?

[*bratcat*]

 

[Rubyfruit]

My Sybian is my most expensive sex toy, at $1400.

Ruby

 

[It'sasecret]

Wow that is an expenive toy!!! Does it do windows?

 

[Pan718]

My first wife cost more...

My first wife cost far more than that Ruby...

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: My first wife cost more...

My first wife cost far more than that Ruby...

ROTF!!! Good one!

__________

Secret, it doesn't do windows, but it does wonders for my state of mind.

Ruby

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

I would have to say that the amount that the sex I had on Halloween night 1973 cost me was at least $200,000, quite possibly close to twice that amount. It was the night my daughter was conceived.

Up to the actual sex act, maybe $100 for theatre and a nice dinner for two. I've never had to get a hotel room for sex itself - if you don't count my honeymoon.

 

[Thumper]

You have a Sybian..

and you actually find time to come here??

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: You have a Sybian..

and you actually find time to come here??

Thumper, I've learned to regulate the amount of time I spend riding the Sybian. When I first got it not only did the house go to hell with dirty dishes and laundry piling up around me, but also, I started to walk kind of funny.

Ruby

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

ummmm.....????
$0.00 sounds about right

 

[Thumper]

Re: Re: You have a Sybian..

but also, I started to walk kind of funny.

Ruby

I would imagine so...holding it there would make ya walk a bit funny...

Not to mention the cord dragging around behind ya...must got some strange looks at the grocery eh?

 

[nasty]

NOT A PENNY!!!!!!! Masturbation comes free.

 

[sigh]

about all i've ever spent on sex is the energy to do it...

and it's worth every bead of sweat

 

[registered "^^"]

$5000.00

and she never blinked an eye when she paid!

 

[pabloback]

you mean people pay for sex?
i must be sitting on a fortune

 

[Renegade]

I'll be sure to let you know when the phone bill comes in.

 

[Bob Peale]

Re: You have a Sybian..

and you actually find time to come here??

Maybe she's good at multitasking

It's not like she needs to use her hands...

 

[christophe]

You could arrive at your figure by adding up the expenses of the date(s) leading up to it, or your outfit, or the sexual apparatus used, or the travel to the object of your affection, or the sex itself...

just ask any one who has gotten divorced...the bill for sex can be quite steep hehehe

 

[Skally]

Right....

3 Nights at a Hotel - £119
Alcohol for 3 nights - £50
Clothes - £17 (I already had what I needed, but decided to splash out while there !)
"Toys" - £20
Sex related food - £10
Petrol - £30

Grand total=£246

It was great fun though

 

[miles]

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$400 per hour . Hehe

 

[estevie]

I've never had to pay anything, but hubby once gave me $200 for a blow job

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Re: Re: What's the most you've ever spent on sex?

just ask any one who has gotten divorced...the bill for sex can be quite steep hehehe

Divorce, married, it doesn't really matter, believe me. My ex spent a lot more of my money before we were divorced. Most of my expenditures were for my daughter, and worth every cent, and then some; she is the light of my life.

 

[Xander]

Too much......

 

[lobito]

My wedding and everything included - Q40,000.00 (@ $5128.21 U.S.) Now we've had some great sex, but it's really hard to figure out money wise, if I've gotten my moneys' worth.

 

[Pan718]

Re: Re: What's the most you've ever spent on sex?

I'll be sure to let you know when the phone bill comes in.

Laughing!

I keep pretending I'm going to make a collect call and waiting for Eva Savelot to show up ; )

 

[Pan718]

You could arrive at your figure by adding up the expenses of the date(s) leading up to it, or your outfit, or the sexual apparatus used, or the travel to the object of your affection, or the sex itself...

Wait a minute... You're not writing one of those cheesy Mastercard commercials are you...?

"Freshmint Mouth Wash... $3.95"
"Nipple Clamps... $ 28.95"
"Motel Room with Magic Fingers Vibrating bed... $54.75"
"Actual sex with another person... Priceless"