What's the funniest thing you've had happen while having sex?

[texasguy43]

What's the funniest thing that's happened to you while having sex?

Here's the most recent one I can remember:
The kids were gone and my wife and I were having a nice, romantic evening watching "The Blue Collar Comedy Tour (Larry the Cable Guy is such a stud--gets my wife all hot and bothered... ) In the video, Bill Engvall (sp?) does a bit about making love and having the family dog pop its head over the edge of the bed to see what's going on...

Well, later that night things were going quite well between my wife and I (must've been my Larry imitation...). She was on the bottom and I was on top pumping away, just about to reach the "romantic crescendo" when what do we hear but the dog clawing her way out from under our bed. We tried to keep the rhythm going when Piddles's head popped over the edge of the bed and we were being stared at by these two beady little eyes. Needless to say the first thing we both thought about was Bill and his comedy sketch about the dog we'd seen earlier. We both burst out laughing at the same time... I've gotta say that's the only time I've ever even remotely thought about a guy while having sex...

Next time the damn dog's going outside!

 

[Bumpme]

I think

maybe the funniest thing that ever happened was the time in a motel with a friend, we had woken in th emiddle of the night and made love, then fell asleep until like 9:30 am, when we woke, we lazily started to make love again, we were both on our sides, I was inside her with her leg draped over my side...we were kissing, just a nice lazy in and out motion....when suddenly the door opened and two hispanic girls, working together came in.....then ..omg...hands to their mouths....laughing...giggling ...red-faced....(we were on top of the bed sheets)...."sorry sorry"...SLAM went the door....we just never stopped...laughed our asses off for a bit ( I never pulled out)....and continued until the VERY nice conclusion!

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

maybe the funniest thing that ever happened was the time in a motel with a friend, we had woken in th emiddle of the night and made love, then fell asleep until like 9:30 am, when we woke, we lazily started to make love again, we were both on our sides, I was inside her with her leg draped over my side...we were kissing, just a nice lazy in and out motion....when suddenly the door opened and two hispanic girls, working together came in.....then ..omg...hands to their mouths....laughing...giggling ...red-faced....(we were on top of the bed sheets)...."sorry sorry"...SLAM went the door....we just never stopped...laughed our asses off for a bit ( I never pulled out)....and continued until the VERY nice conclusion!

The VERY same thing happened to a friend of mine.TOOO funny

I have a few actually but thought about this one.I was with a boyfriend at the time and we were REALLY getting into it.Both of us very vocal and very much enjoying each other.When BANG BANG on his door(his parents ownef a very nice hotel and they had familf living quaters in a section of it)
annway,,BANG BANG on the door,whoeevr it was would NOT leave.He asked from the bed WHO it was,,it was his VER OLD very Italalian getting hard of hearing grandmother.
"M"(not naming names),,,"please to turn down your televison set,,you are going to bother the guests.."
we giggle,,,he says ok,,,,her last reply"I dont understand why you watch the televsion set when your pretty girlfriend is in there".HAHHAHAHAHHA
yeah,he lost his erection,didnt take much to get it back though.later,his grandmother made me pancakes,,YUMM

 

[ChikieRoo]

LMAO...

Just reading all these posts...

I was, in the act with my partner, and we both have nextel phones. Well our friends were begining to wonder where we were, and started 'beeping' us. Finally my guy had about enough, and beeped back "we'll be right there, give us a few minutes" I'm not sure how we got on the subject, but our friends started 'fucking' with us over the nextel. And somehow the idea of "cream pie" came up....

During all this, me and my guy were able to keep up the rythm, how I don't know. We had, had enough of this sharades party, and turned off our phones, finished up, dolled up and met up with our friends...

Needless to say, that night, the words "cream pie" were uttered all too much. Even the DJ at the club had a little fun with it too. Thank goodness for it being a dark place, we were both quite red, and laughing uncontrollably.

Good to remember the fun times ey?

 

[drdlove]

only funny to me

I was ust getting into the rythym of things when for no apparent reason, the scence from 40 year old virgin, where the guy is playing cards with his freinds and they figure out that he's a virgin, starts running through my head. And the more I try to think of other things, the more it makes me giggle, until I'm snickering and then full out laughter. Which of course ends that moment. Then we try to start again three time, each time, I'm rock hard and ready and getting more and more pent up, and each time I blow it...which means I don't get to blow it. I eventually had to tell her what was going on

 

[Guttergoddess]

My ex and I had a rather...accident prone sex life....

I had decided to make the room all romantic...lit candles everywhere...including on the bookcase headboard....we're making love....he's on top...looking down at me.....and his hair falls into one of the candles and catches on fire...he was so into it...until it burned his scalp....he didn't realize he was a truly "hot" lover.