Whats the difference between a pile of garbage and a lawyer..?

[Phoenyx]

Thats what I say.. WHATS THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE.

 

[mbb308]

How about lawyers and vultures?

 

[HeavyStick]

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Denis Law used to be god.

 

[Problem Child]

If Siren was here...uh...erm...


If Siren was here, we'd all be drowning in ellipses right now.

 

[concrete]

Thats what I say.. WHATS THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE.

A THREE PIECE SUIT STILL WRAPPED IN PLASTIC ??
do I win....the prize

 

[MagicMan]

Denis Law used to be god.

...but he was Scottish

 

[Phoenyx]

fuck off

law is the fabric of society

many of your day to day interactions are within the law

so shut up, ignoramus

Shut up you fucking peice of scab encrusted diseased flesh.
I studied to be a lawyer but ran outta money for school, I have friends who are lawyers.

This board is gettign to serious we need soem good ole fashioned bashing again.

 

[Mischka]

This board is gettign to serious we need soem good ole fashioned bashing again.

I have yet to see the "good" part. Lawyers tell better lawyer jokes than this lame-fest.

 

[bobman936]

What's the difference?

Piles of garbage don't have to pay State Bar dues?

 

[Lancecastor]

How is a lawyer like a duck?

They can both stick their bill up their ass.

 

[MagicMan]

Shut up you fucking peice of scab encrusted diseased flesh.
I studied to be a lawyer but ran outta money for school, I have friends who are lawyers.

This board is gettign to serious we need soem good ole fashioned bashing again.

Are you really good friends?

 

[Guest]

...but he was Scottish