What's the differance between women and a refridgerator?

[Matthew Craig]

The refridgerator doesn't fart at you when you pull the meat out of it.

 

[Spence99]

Pretty good man.

 

[sweetvee]

refrigerator.

 

[knickerless]

My refridgerator doesn't get a headache

 

[p_akopian]

Your refrigerator never leaves you for another refrigerator.

When you and your fridge part ways, your fridge doesn't get half of your wife.

When two or three baloney sandwiches, half of a pepperoni pizza, and a bottle of white zinfandel are put in a refrigerator, it stays the same size.

Turnabout:

What's the difference between a man and a refrigerator?

A woman needs a refrigerator.

A refrigerator is cold and heartless and lacks basic communication skills and emotional literacy, whereas men...oh, wait a minute.

Refrigerators are smart enough not to tell dumb jokes about the very people they want to be having sex with.

Thank you, I'm here all week.

 

[ShyGuy68]

What's the differance between women and a refridgerator?

Do you have many problems with spelling matty boy?

Oh and the difference is that a refrigerator will open up for you, but a woman won't!

 

[shy slave]

Your refrigerator never leaves you for another refrigerator.

When you and your fridge part ways, your fridge doesn't get half of your wife.

When two or three baloney sandwiches, half of a pepperoni pizza, and a bottle of white zinfandel are put in a refrigerator, it stays the same size.

Turnabout:

What's the difference between a man and a refrigerator?

A woman needs a refrigerator.

A refrigerator is cold and heartless and lacks basic communication skills and emotional literacy, whereas men...oh, wait a minute.

Refrigerators are smart enough not to tell dumb jokes about the very people they want to be having sex with.

Thank you, I'm here all week.

LOL

 

[shy slave]

Do you have many problems with spelling matty boy?

Oh and the difference is that a refrigerator will open up for you, but a woman won't!

Why is it that the Danes can spell & write english better than most brits & Americans?

Shyguy, do you use english spelling or American spelling for words like colour, which have alternate ways?

 

[ShyGuy68]

Why is it that the Danes can spell & write english better than most brits & Americans?

Shyguy, do you use english spelling or American spelling for words like colour, which have alternate ways?

I'm sure there are Danes out there that doesn't write it as well. For me it comes with lots of writing and reading English.

I tend to use the US spelling, since that's where I learned English/American for real while I were an exchange student there.

Oh and I was wondering, how is my accent?

 

[SuthernCumfort]

Im gonna do this in true bitch style.

The difference between a woman and a refrigerator?

A fridge is the only thing Matty can get to open up on its own without paying it too

 

[Not Normal]

I don't know about a refrigerator but I do know the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb...


You can unscrew a light bulb.